Just wait till he gets to the crybabies, and sour patch kids. *in case anyone doesn't know, a crybaby is the sourest form of bubblegum known to mankind, and several species of monkeys* Then it'll be funny.
Gun: Oh... *evil grin* I can't wait. *absentmindedly reaches in and grabs a bag of doritos- which he casually eats.*
Good idea, *reaches for the bag of fritos but pulls his hand back a split second before it's chopped of by DMX* On second thought I'll just sit here and watch.
Gun: Y-yeah. I'm with you 98.34%.
While we wait, ya wanna play 20 question?
DMX: CANDIES!! *jumps from the table on top of Shadow after eating almost everything and takes him to the ground, then starts jumping up and down his belly* CANDY CANDY CANDY!!
YOU *OOPH* ATE *OOPH* ALL THE *OOPH* CANDY!! *Raises his leg up and around to DMX's chest pushing him off him and pinning him to the floor* now we lock you in a small inclosed space while you go insane from a sugar rush that you can't get rid of.
DMX: *on top of Shadow's shoulder, jumping up and down* Please! please please! I want candy!! *hugs Shadow, wagging tail really fast*
Gun: ..... *suddenly pulls out a trabquilizer pistol and shoots, knocking DMX unconscious in one fluid movement.* The anti-sugar in that dart should be taking effect any second now...
Mar: Maybe I should fuse back with him... Blitz would temporary lose one of his partners- bu at least, we'd stop him from-
DMX: *turns into large version of Tiamat and roars loudly*
Mar: Nevermind.