Gun: Begets happiness... happiness begets unsatisfaction... unsatisfaction begets conflict.... conflict begets war....
War begets insanity, insanity begets the SDP. It's as simple as 2 + 2 = 5. Well math never was my strong point.
Who cares- The SDP doesn't need math- we need PIES.
Can't argue with that logic, *Pulls down on a convienently placed chord raining pies on everyone*
now THIS is what the SDP is all about- complete and utter Chaos- or salvation.
DMX: Or a stupidily big amount of Pies *jumps in air to get hit by a pie* yay! Pie. *eats Pie*
*Pie falls on Gunter's head.* ........Pie! *eats pie.*
Hmmm, use our godly powers to help make the world a better place, deck eachother with pies. No contest, *Picks up the Piezooka 20X6*
*pulls out MASSIVE shotgun* Hasta la vista baby! *shots a HUGE amount of Pie*
*pulls hands back- and puts them slightly together, energy charges between- and forms a pie... which starts growing*
"KAAAAAMEEEEEE....HAAAAAMEEEEEEE...PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" *Shoots a GIGANTIC pie the size of new-york city*
*raises arms up- forms another pie*
"GEEEENNNNKKIIIII DAAAAMAAAAA- APPLE!!!" *throws massive pie downwards- causing a Tidal-Tsunami of apple pie.*