hrm.
Merry Christmas.
by summer, I'll have stabbed myself in the head.
Well at least we have the internet. Thanks to this forum I can spend christmas with intelligent life forms.
I might post in the DaD 24-7 at christmas to pass the time, or I might go on a "nature walk" just like blue.
I'll split my time between throwing rotten eggs at carolers, laughing at my family (my sister's turning 21 it's gonna be hilarious I'm sure), and chatting here. I have no life T_T
hello!?
That IS your life!!!
no carols here
no family here
just me, my dog, and hell.
Dennis Leary may have said it best with the title of his special,
Merry F$@#ing Christmas.
Five seconds with my family and you'll be begging for solitary confinment I'm still racking my brain trying to figure out how I'm related to them.
are you kidding?
I'd give anything to have my family back!
I'd do anything to have a family again-
in fact, if youre willing to trade lives, I'd be more than happy to arrange for a brain-switch...
They're all yours but I warn you my sister is the one responsible for my shattered femur, a dislocated shoulder , and a metal plate in my head.
are you really that bad in bed?
Thats better than a shattered heart.