(comentates entusiastically)
ooh- SK goes flying into the horizon! that cost him first place- and UH takes the lead- no wait- BR overtakes him- theyre neck and neck!
what the- a rougue blue shell! who threw that? IT'S KSN- he takes the lead- no- UH recovers- and is now overtaking KSN... nice banana peel work by UH...
*escapes earth's atmosphere and crashes into the spacestation* Shadowknight: that's wierd I didn't think you could breath in space.
Random astronaut: uhhh housten we have a problem.
Housten: Problems, problems, problems can't you call just to say "Hi"?
over takes 1st
I KNOW YOU SET THAT BLUE SHELL ON US, GUNTER!!!
puts a bomb-omb behind him and blows KSN and UH up.
*conguers space station* well that was fun now what do I do? *explores station* HEY this thing has a laser *fires laser destroys neptune* oops, ah well who's gonna notice one less planet.
Would this be mario kart DS? Because I could just use the squid to cover your windows with ink for a minute or use the bullet bill to charge through all of you.
Forget your puny bullets I have this laser thingy. *accidentlly fires another shot and destroys the moon* Uhhh was that important?
Nah, the moon's totally just for decoration nowadays.
Besides, If you didn't destroy it, George W. would've eventually.... :shock: *shuts windows & locks doors in utter fear*
I'd make a comment (I have a laser thingy at my command so I'm sure you can guess what) but he probably has a wire tap on the internet and will send an army after me if I do.
I'm only the humble comentator, how could I- how WOULD I have been the one who sent that?
(innocent look)
HA! Nice try, we're all in this together! (well, at least you guys, i got killed a couple messages ago)