*walks out of bathroom* that is the last time I eat cake *sees cake on table* CAKE!!! *repeats the entire process again*
I know that... but I just heard that somewhere, I'm guessing it's not true.
(cake... should I risk it?)
*munches cake* Thers ly 1 way to now...
*Offers 2 slices of cake*
*finish eating* You know you can't resist...
Cake(telephatically): Eat me! Eat meeeeee!
Don't believe anything you hear, and only half of what you read. And I have heard that it's got an aphrodisiac effect but I've never tested the theory.
stay out of my head!!! DIE EVIL CAKE!!! (smashes the two slices of cake with his fist)
what could be more evil than a cake that knows telepathy?
Cake: A cake who knows how to talk! Muahahahaha!
AAAAAGH!
*DMX had sliced it in two*
I didn't know Strawberry's ones were also evil...
Who wants the other half? I'm going to cover this with chocolate sauce.
*walks away to the kitchen*
......*likes Pie Better*....
then let us destroy all the cake- and bring in the pies....
As you like *walks to kitchen... ehh, holy cow! the kitchen is one month away from the table!*
Ok... let's just get on with it, muahahah... *grabs phone and orders lots of Pies* hehe... I brought new evil to the world...