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(Inspired by Futurama, humour)

Ads before the opener:

1. "Dragon Ball Is Brought To You By Capsule Corp. (a pic of episode one style Bulma happily throws a couple of dynocaps appears) The Future Is Capsular!" (shown before 1st episode of Dragon Ball)
2. "Dragon Ball Is Brought To You By NO MORE NOSEBLEEDS! More Girls For You, Less Tissues Up Your Snoz" (Episode Three)

More ads soon.

Slogans as the Dragon Ball logo appears at the start of episodes (US version):

1. In Colour (Pilot)
2. When You See Bulma, Drink! (2nd episode)
3. Presented In After Image Vision [where drunk] (Goku vs. Jackie Chun episodes)
4. Piggy Piggy Piggy! (Yamcha, The Desert Bandit)
5. From The Company That Gave You Kiddy Grade & Fruits Basket (start of Tournament Saga)
6. Controlling You Through Launch's Gun Pointed At Your Melon Since 1987!
7. Down With Dubya!!! Vote Launch 2004! (Look Out For Launch)

PS. Like it?
PPS. BTW, would you like Launch better if she was a martial arts rap star? I think Launch could make a great hip-hop gal and Tien can use the turntables and EFX. (BTW, I'd like to see Launch breakdance.)
lol

Brought to you by men againt ladders ( ep where goku is climbing korins tower)

Shown in Frankenvision where availible (Andriod 8 epsiode)
Dragon Ball Z: Now with 50% more stupid hairdos!
now that's a beliveable joke
Which one of those ladies I should take home with me? (Launch might be good. I wonder if she likes to take me out for a drink or something? I hope she likes a nice beer. I could use a beer as well.)

PS. As for sex, how does Launch want it? (At least with Ranfan, it might be a bit easier to know how she wants to be kissed and touched, but with Launch, maybe I should give her something hardcore. What do you think?)

More DB slogans (you may have to watch Futurama first to get some ideas):

1. Puar won't 'morph' if you squeeze her hard enough. (That episode where Bulma has to wear the bunny suit and heels.)
2. Watch this show and have sex with Bulma!
3. HEY! JACKIE! LEAVE RANFAN ALONE! (to the tune of Pink Floyd's "The Wall", Monster Beast Giran)

Note: 105 years, 21 Tenkaichi Budokais and no anti sexual harrassment laws. Ranfan may have fought good, but that Jackie Chun is just as perverted as Roshi. Jackie, get your hand off her bum and spare her some dignity. (At least it's also a good thing she's not in the 22nd Budokai. Tien would have killed her!)
well it seems that blond launch does drink like tein got killed once and she might like to be on top (probally what might have happened with tien heh heh) while normal launch would like the normal kind but that's only because of what their personalities are
...is there a way to seperate both Launches? The blonde one and the blue haired one?

PS. What accent does the Blonde Launch have (dub)? Pissed Off Southern Belle Accent? Tough New York Chick Accent? Or Wild West Heroine With A Bit Of A Temper Accent?
probally not but I think the second one
Princess Jeannette Wrote:...is there a way to seperate both Launches? The blonde one and the blue haired one?

PS. What accent does the Blonde Launch have (dub)? Pissed Off Southern Belle Accent? Tough New York Chick Accent? Or Wild West Heroine With A Bit Of A Temper Accent?

What is your fascination with accents, Princess?
Well...(looks embarrassed)
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