Stormy: Now, I've run out of things to say, so I'll just speed up the cooking with a little lightning... *zap!* It's all ready, so let's eat.
Veemon: I'm the cutest, so I go first...
Stormy *notices all the objections*: Veemon, don't be difficult,
Labramon: Yeah, I'm cuter than you, only nobody voted for me because half of them have never seen me...
Veemon: Sure, it's really cute licking your butt all the time :roll:, at least some of us use paper...
Elecmon: At least some of us can fight without our tamers saving our behinds all the time, you wouldn't last a second in the digital world without Davis to plant his D-3 fertiliser on your blue arse
Everyone: OOOOH!!
Stormy: Break it up! Right! Get into line and NO PUSHING!!! *sigh* I knew this would end in chaos...
Veemon: Sorry, I didn't mean to be so selfish...
Elecmon: Sorry I said that nasty thing
Stormy: That's okay, *hugs* Takes big mon to admit their mistakes, here,
just for that, you two can go first
Ancient: *takes a plate and goes to the food* hope I'll get something too.
Tiamat: *sits down and looks around.*
Veemon: You should get something too, it's tasty.
Tiamat: Nah, you Digimon should eat first.
Veemon: *munches*
(Very suddenly)
Piedmon: GHAA HAA HAA! A gathering of the twits, how marvellous... *evil laugh*
Stormy: Hey! You weren't invited at all!
Piedmon: Then consider me a gate crasher... Trump Sword!!
*shoots swords everywhere*
Gabumon: Oh no! We can't digivolve! Our tamers aren't here!
Elecmon: Stormy's my tamer! Elecmon warp-digivolve to...
Telestomon: Well, since my name's on the script you know who I am now... *eyes begin to glow, raises paw* Storm Beam!
Piedmon: GHAA! Clown Trick!
Telestomon: Thunder Fence!
*attack is blocked*
Telestomon: Now, you rookies might not be able to digivolve, but I can make you as powerful as you are in your mega forms *radiates energy* Zwischenzug!
Veemon: Huzzah?
Stormy: It raises your power! Everyone! Attack!
Gabumon: Metal Wolf Claw!
Veemon: Positron Laser!
Guilmon: Elyson Blaster!
Patamon: Hallowed Knuckle!
Salamon: Apocalypse!
Labramon: Diamond Furnace!
Gomamon: What's my mega form?
Stormy: MarineAngemon. Use Ocean Love
Gomamon: I'm not using that corny attack! What's his other one?
Stormy: Smiling face
Gomamon: *anime stagger* Settle with my ultimate then... Vulcan's hammer!
Renamon: Dragon Helix!
Stormy: Huh? I didn't see you there
Renamon: Well, I was surrounded by dopey males as usual,
Piedmon: You're not the only one who can team up! Play time, my friends!
*cloud of evil digimon appear*
Stormy: We need your help Tia!
Tiamat: *holds up the golden Digivice and a glaring stream gone out of it and hitted AncientVeemon.*
Ancient: AncientVeemon digivolves toooooo AncientFlamedramon.
*starts his attack "Endless heaven" *it soaked all new summoned evil Digimon into a dark hole and they shattered to data.* What a luck, he can only summon rookies and other champions. ^^
Piedmon: wtf?
The others: *looks with wide opened eyes*
Tiamat: Too bad, Ancient is half angel. He can make powerful holy attacks. This was one of them.
Ancient: Ok, now it is your turn. Get Piedmon!
Tiamat: ALright Stormy, let all your Digimon attack now. Don't worry, Ancient can heal you all.
(note his attack took him a lot of power, and he had not done that much fights right now. And he is half angelic Digimon, he can cure the Digimon.)
Stormy: Okay, everyone, show no mercy, use all of your power!
Telestomon: Epimethius Bolt!
Veemon: Dragon Heart!
Gabumon: Ayres Force!
Gomamon: Southern Cross!
Guilmon: Omega Flare!
Renamon: Talisman Sphere!
Patamon: Hallowed Ascension!
Salamon: Terra Apocalypse!
Labramon: Sirius Ray!
Piedmon: Hah! Your mega subsitutes are no match for my true mega power! Clown Trick!
*all are hit*
Stormy: Right! That does it! *gathers clouds* NOBODY ruins my BARBEQUES!!! REIGN OF THUNDER!!!
Piedmon *gets blown into hole*: Nooo! *vanishes*
*AncientFlamedramon heals everyone and devolves*
Stormy: Err... everything's burned now
Tiamat: Nice, I like thunderstorms.
Ancient: You're crazy, Tia.
Tiamat: So enjoyable, bright and loud. Well hmm, good the grill is still ok, and the flesh seems to be fine too.
Ancient: Hello? We had a fight!
Tiamat: I know. I am surprised about your power, Stormy. Anyways, it was a good teamwork.
Ancient: I am hungry now.
Tiamat: Then go and eat something.
Stormy: Thanks, just one of the tricks you learn by being a wizard... well the food is okay if you scrape off the burnt bits... *bites into kebab* wow, that's one mighty marinade, Elecmon
Elecmon: Yeah, secret recipe though
Stormy: You and your secrets
Guilmon: Mmm, I like these peanut sticks
Stormy: They're peanut satay, be careful, they're hot
Renamon: Well, Guilmon does shoot fire out of that mouth so I don't think satay will affect him
Guilmon: Mmm... AAACK!!
Veemon: You're not supposed to eat the sticks! *bangs Guilmon's back, stick flies out* Anyway, Elecmon, how did you raise our powers just then?
Elecmon: Because I've learned something at primary village that brings out your inner power...
Gomamon: Primary Village? How come you left
Elecmon: Duh, it's been relocated, Tree of Life and Swanmon's in charge. Anyway, came across Stormy the other month, became friends, then he got a digivice thingy, and I could digivolve to Telestomon, a wizard digimon, that's how I got the power
Gabumon: That's clarifying.
Jesse *looking through telescope*: Ha ha ha ha ha ha... look at all these rare pokemon
James: Ooh! We could have a field day today
Meowth: Yeah, it's time to move on to other captures dan dat invincible Pikachu all da time...
I voted for Guilmon,he has the cutest face.and demiveemon is the cutest
digimon.
til next time
(note - they think the digimon are pokemon because they're so dim-witted)
Stormy: Hmm, strange, I use cosmical ether to shoot lightning and it works okay for me
Ancient: No you don't,
Stormy: How do you know that?
Ancient: Because it doesn't exist and... aww, darn!
Stormy: Heh heh, never mind. Hey, maybe I could teach you how to use magic properly? Maybe even teach you lightning magery?
Elecmon: With my help of course...
Veemon: Hey! I wanna use magic as well!
Guilmon: Me too!
Gabumon: Can you teach all of us?
Stormy: *sigh* alright...