01-19-2004, 07:25 AM
There's lots to love about the internet, but then, there's plenty to hate about it as well. Here's a few ideas that might fix the internet:
1. Ban any type of adware that undermines a person's control of their own computer. This includes any type of coding that adds links to someone's favorites list without their consent, or that changes their homepage without their consent, or that downloads programs without consent.
2. Put more government regulation into the cyberporn industry. Honestly, the only reason that the internet's red light districts have become such hives of scum and villainy is because the Better Business Bureau hasn't come after them. We ought to create a law saying that all porn sites must register with a special government branch or bureau, and that those who don't will get closed down. This way, we can put an end to the blind links and evil adware that have tarnished the porn industry.
3. Create free government web hosting. This might help improvement #2 get underway. The government offers free or low-cost hosting for anyone that asks, thus creating less pressure to use adware or illegal advertising tactics, because people won't be afraid of not having the money to pay for web space. Of course, the government could reject people who use the hosting for illegal business purposes. It would certainly be a huge boon to the independent hentai artists in need of hosting for their pics, since the free web hosts are all uptight, and the private ones sometimes aren't very nice.
4. Legalize Kazaa. The Recording Industry says that file-sharing is costing them millions of dollars a year. What a crock of shit. The reason they're losing millions of dollars a year is because THEY'RE SPENDING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS A YEAR on spoiled musicians. For christ's sake, Mariah Carey got paid several million to leave her old company after her bizarre behaviour, and despite this, she got yet another company to sign her, with even more money. And God only knows how much money Courtney Love has wasted in various lawsuits, or how much she's wasting in trying to get her daughter back. And yet, for all that wasted money, she's produced no new music of her own since leaving Hole. [/b]
1. Ban any type of adware that undermines a person's control of their own computer. This includes any type of coding that adds links to someone's favorites list without their consent, or that changes their homepage without their consent, or that downloads programs without consent.
2. Put more government regulation into the cyberporn industry. Honestly, the only reason that the internet's red light districts have become such hives of scum and villainy is because the Better Business Bureau hasn't come after them. We ought to create a law saying that all porn sites must register with a special government branch or bureau, and that those who don't will get closed down. This way, we can put an end to the blind links and evil adware that have tarnished the porn industry.
3. Create free government web hosting. This might help improvement #2 get underway. The government offers free or low-cost hosting for anyone that asks, thus creating less pressure to use adware or illegal advertising tactics, because people won't be afraid of not having the money to pay for web space. Of course, the government could reject people who use the hosting for illegal business purposes. It would certainly be a huge boon to the independent hentai artists in need of hosting for their pics, since the free web hosts are all uptight, and the private ones sometimes aren't very nice.
4. Legalize Kazaa. The Recording Industry says that file-sharing is costing them millions of dollars a year. What a crock of shit. The reason they're losing millions of dollars a year is because THEY'RE SPENDING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS A YEAR on spoiled musicians. For christ's sake, Mariah Carey got paid several million to leave her old company after her bizarre behaviour, and despite this, she got yet another company to sign her, with even more money. And God only knows how much money Courtney Love has wasted in various lawsuits, or how much she's wasting in trying to get her daughter back. And yet, for all that wasted money, she's produced no new music of her own since leaving Hole. [/b]