11-10-2003, 02:55 AM
FF 5. By faar the most questionable Final Fantasy game ever. And I have even played Final Fantasy Mystic Quest, wich while being questionable, it only made me question the Squaresoft's workers sanity, not their sexual desires.
Butz and Galuf have somekind of fetishm towards transexual pirates. They are also obviously, homosexual.
See, when they see Faris sleeping, they fall in love, get erect or whatever they do when they get a heart emoticon hanging on top of their heads.
Sure, it is later revealed that Faris a woman, but THEY DID NOT KNOW IT AT THAT TIME.
And whatkind of guy finds other guy that attractive, hmm?
Also, Galuf makes a mark that Faris still looks like a guy as he is doing God knows what to a floor as he falls from bed.
Speaking of Faris, she is a transexual pirate. Now what could be worse? Oh yeah, I forgot. She also has disturbingly close relationship with her long lost sister, whos name I forgot.
......................Who is willing to die for a Wyvern with again, disturbingly close relationship with her. Maybe it was more than just a ride vehicle for her?
I could go on about Faris and her little dragon who gets sexually assaulted by a giant shrimp magically apearing on your deck, even though it's bigger that the ship. Also, the dragon gets pulled into a vortex but apears magically later for reasons I forgot.
Also, Cid has fetishm for explosives that go off without warning and end up with banging wrong stuff. (Banging wrong stuff may sound funny to some, but in this case it's just sad)
Also, Butz decides that after playing every single piano in entire world he is the worlds greatest piano player of them all. Needless to say, he is a moron.
Let us not forget that in a kindgdom over run by a water, theres a 3/4 naked lady behind a waterfall who enjoys freezing things, althought with outift such as hers, I wonder why she hasn't already gotten hypotermia? Oh wait, I forgot. SHE CAN'T. (I received a comment if I was talking about Shiva or not. Yes, I meant Shiva. You mean that there were multiple nearly naked ladies behind the waterfall? Well, never did I see any more, but thanks for clearing that up)If she is made of ice, why is she behind waterfall? Why not in some ice cave? Is there some deep symbolic meaning hidden behind this wich gives us message that behind waterfalls we have naked ice sculptures that are alive?
Also, upon the Wyvern begins nudgin it's head over the uncouncious body of the girl with pendant (......) she gets healed! So her sacrifice
wasn't invain, score!
So what's my point? Do some of Squaresoft workers have transexual pirates fetishm? Is it that behind waterfalls, we can see near naked ladies that are made out of ice? Or is it that when a meteor hits earth we see some crystals bang?
I don't like the game. That's the point.
Butz and Galuf have somekind of fetishm towards transexual pirates. They are also obviously, homosexual.
See, when they see Faris sleeping, they fall in love, get erect or whatever they do when they get a heart emoticon hanging on top of their heads.
Sure, it is later revealed that Faris a woman, but THEY DID NOT KNOW IT AT THAT TIME.
And whatkind of guy finds other guy that attractive, hmm?
Also, Galuf makes a mark that Faris still looks like a guy as he is doing God knows what to a floor as he falls from bed.
Speaking of Faris, she is a transexual pirate. Now what could be worse? Oh yeah, I forgot. She also has disturbingly close relationship with her long lost sister, whos name I forgot.
......................Who is willing to die for a Wyvern with again, disturbingly close relationship with her. Maybe it was more than just a ride vehicle for her?
I could go on about Faris and her little dragon who gets sexually assaulted by a giant shrimp magically apearing on your deck, even though it's bigger that the ship. Also, the dragon gets pulled into a vortex but apears magically later for reasons I forgot.
Also, Cid has fetishm for explosives that go off without warning and end up with banging wrong stuff. (Banging wrong stuff may sound funny to some, but in this case it's just sad)
Also, Butz decides that after playing every single piano in entire world he is the worlds greatest piano player of them all. Needless to say, he is a moron.
Let us not forget that in a kindgdom over run by a water, theres a 3/4 naked lady behind a waterfall who enjoys freezing things, althought with outift such as hers, I wonder why she hasn't already gotten hypotermia? Oh wait, I forgot. SHE CAN'T. (I received a comment if I was talking about Shiva or not. Yes, I meant Shiva. You mean that there were multiple nearly naked ladies behind the waterfall? Well, never did I see any more, but thanks for clearing that up)If she is made of ice, why is she behind waterfall? Why not in some ice cave? Is there some deep symbolic meaning hidden behind this wich gives us message that behind waterfalls we have naked ice sculptures that are alive?
Also, upon the Wyvern begins nudgin it's head over the uncouncious body of the girl with pendant (......) she gets healed! So her sacrifice
wasn't invain, score!
So what's my point? Do some of Squaresoft workers have transexual pirates fetishm? Is it that behind waterfalls, we can see near naked ladies that are made out of ice? Or is it that when a meteor hits earth we see some crystals bang?
I don't like the game. That's the point.