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*The door opens slowly and creakily, and all is silent for a few minutes*
Frisk E: *Crashes in through the window, pouncing Maahes in a playful hug* I LIKE THE TASTE OF YOUR BODEH. *Licks his Maahes' waist roughly, then gags and coughs up a furball*
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*Maahes rolls out of Frisk E's hug and points and laughs as he coughs*
Maahes: Haha! That's what you get for licking!
*rolls back and forward, laughing*
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Frisk E: *Continuing to cough and wheeze violently, he holds up a wooden sign that read "Tasted like a very furry chicken!"*
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*continues laughing, walks over and pats Frisk E's back while he coughs*
I have to give it to you though, that was a heck of an entrance!
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Holding up a finger as if to say 'one moment please', the toon coyote hacked up an entire sink, sighed in relief, wagged his tail and grinned up at the lion god. "Thanks! I've been practicing it all morning!"
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You must have broken alot of windows then...
*laughs*
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10-15-2010, 08:38 AM
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Well...
[Scene cuts to a random skyscraper with all the windows shattered]
Janitor: JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST NOT AGAIN!!
[Back to Maahes and Frisk E]
*Rubs the back of his head innocently* I'm not sure if skyscraper insurances cover "coyote rehearsals"!
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I wouldn't think so...
*smiles and laughs*
Well then, since you appear to be the only one here, what do you think of my new body?
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*He raises two thumbs*
I want to rub these on your nipples!
*Shakes his head clear*
Blrblrblr! Whoops! Heehee- Wrong setting!
*Smashes himself on the head with a wooden mallet and wobbles dizzily as bluebirds and stars circle his head*
T-two thumbs up- Ish pretty good!
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