05-06-2010, 11:09 AM
Welcome aboard! Glad you could make it before we lifted the bridge. I'm your responsible voyage captain, DMX. *Blowing a bubble pipe, wearing a blue captain hat*
Passenger: *Clinging from the rim of a ship* ARE YOU CRAZY?! We were getting on the ship, how could you lift the bridge, maniac?! My children and wife fell to the shark-filled sea!
DMX: Sir, loss of personal belongings, relatives or pets aren't backed up by the travel contract, if you've any complaint you're more than welcome to sign up a complaint at the, LOOK, BEHIND YOU!
Passenger: Huh?
DMX: *Boots passenger off the ship* Always works. *Slips claw into pocket and blows bubble pipe again* Where was I? Oh yeah, enjoy your stay, Serenite.
Passenger: *Clinging from the rim of a ship* ARE YOU CRAZY?! We were getting on the ship, how could you lift the bridge, maniac?! My children and wife fell to the shark-filled sea!
DMX: Sir, loss of personal belongings, relatives or pets aren't backed up by the travel contract, if you've any complaint you're more than welcome to sign up a complaint at the, LOOK, BEHIND YOU!
Passenger: Huh?
DMX: *Boots passenger off the ship* Always works. *Slips claw into pocket and blows bubble pipe again* Where was I? Oh yeah, enjoy your stay, Serenite.