I’m wandering ‘round confused, wondering why I try.

[Wisemon]

I think it's awful how you can't find a girl.

I appreciate the sympathy.

I don't know if finding a girl from somewhere not near you would work.

I don't think so. Long distance wouldn't work well at the onset.

I shock the world with this one; she's Nigerian.

Then definitely, congratulations. Someone has to date the Nigerian women.