PENIS

[Ryan]

Yes Penis. Discuss your penis now. xD

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

I don't refer to it as a penis; that's about as embarassing as a straight guy referring to himself as Homoerectus.

I call it the PSA16 hypercannon.

[Ghostiemon]

Mines Dr cox.

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I watch far too much scrubs.

[Shadowknight]

My penis is so big, it celebrated the new decade 5 minutes before my balls did.

[AetherRose]

My penis has a mind of its own, and it speaks to girls I'm crushing on in place of me.
Then I rub that thing 'till it cries for messing up.

[Shadowknight]

My penis is so big, it has people. Girl's have to have their people call my penis's people if they wanna spend time with him.

[Ryan]

People who say they have a big penis either

A. Doesnt have a big one.
B. Took penis enlargement pills
C. Doest HAVE one.
D. Ate it.

But a mans secret is a mans treasure.

[Shadowknight]

They're jokes. Some of my favorites.

My penis is so big, it has a basement.

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

Mine has a brain.




What? you expect more then that?

[Bee]

my penis is so big, it goes from A to Z on the keyboard.




.....WAIT....