12-23-2009, 09:53 AM
That's why I love soldiers. You can bribe them to do anything as long as you have cookies.
*Flashback*
Soldier #1: I'm not doing something so risky, sir!
DMX: Your country depends on you! Are you going to turn on them?
Soldier #2: Sir, doing that would not only be preposterous but against the program, sir!
DMX: You guys are boring. *Offers cookies*
*Soldiers suddenly making out with each other*
DMX: Heh, this is so going to YouTube.
*/Flashback*
Never gave 'em the cookies though.
*Flashback*
Soldier #1: I'm not doing something so risky, sir!
DMX: Your country depends on you! Are you going to turn on them?
Soldier #2: Sir, doing that would not only be preposterous but against the program, sir!
DMX: You guys are boring. *Offers cookies*
*Soldiers suddenly making out with each other*
DMX: Heh, this is so going to YouTube.
*/Flashback*
Never gave 'em the cookies though.