DaD zombie mode (a zombie RPG about us)

[Venin]

"Strange theory? Yes. Possible? Maybe to the no of the extremely in the middle to the right. I mean, does unprotected sex cause decomposition of the skin? Although a fun theory, I believe this incident was caused by none other than Adolf Hitler ressurecting himself through sheer hatred of Jews, and gypsies, and homos, and blah blah blah, but he wants to dominate the planet with NAZI ZOMBIES!! OH!!!! It's perfect! Funtasicallyerrific in every direction of pi!WOOTS!" Venin once again got overexcited about the random junk that pops into his mind. "...I think I drank too much again...does Wal-Mart have beer? I think I need a drink."