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#1
Ask a weird/bad/strange question

Then the new person posts a strange/bad/weird answer! Let's have fun with this people!

Ex: Why can't pigs fly?

Next Person: Because smelly things shouldn't fly.

Ready?

Why haven't we found alien life?
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#2
Because the aliens are smart enough to stay far away from us psychotic monkeys. XP

How do they make green jelly?
Renamon's Army
Shadow Dragon Pack (SDP)
Lady Devimon's Minions
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#3
Cos it makes the red jelly jealous.

Why murder for a jar of red rum?
Renamon's Army
The OCA
Gabumon Loverz
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#4
Because red rum is just that damn good!

Why do we have atomic bombs, but no giant robots?
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#5
Because scientists are lazy.


Why does the Zombie say Fail?
UnknownH Wrote:We do have soap and smarter doctors now
Yay!
Renamon's Army
Veemon's Followers
The Sabre Clan
Creative Minds
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#6
Because it has no legs or arms, thus it cannot move.

Why aren't there any superpowered people?
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#7
Because powers don't just come from trees! Now get off my lawn!

Who watches the Watchmen?
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Shadow Dragon Pack (SDP)
Lady Devimon's Minions
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#8
The Watchmen Fanclub. Those fangirls are fierce.

Who watches the people who watch the people who watch the Watchmen?
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#9
United States Marine Corps. They capture and train the rabid fangirls, and drop them on unsuspecting countries.

If man evolved from monkey and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
The last mutt standing.

The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.


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Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side, 
I can show him what it feels like to die.

Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
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Gabumon Loverz
Lady Devimon's Minions
Renamon's Army
Shadow Dragon Pack (SDP)
The OCA
The Sabre Clan
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#10
They traveled through time from the past.

Why do cats and dogs fight?
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