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06-20-2009, 08:26 PM
I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.

My GF.
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06-20-2009, 08:39 PM
Oh my god, are you kidding me?!

*wheezing for breath from laughing so hard*

I honestly did NOT see that one coming. I expected something since this was in the Spam section, but not like that!
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06-20-2009, 08:42 PM
I thought of it randomly and fell off the chair laughing. I though I would share it wish you guys (and 5 gals)
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06-20-2009, 10:21 PM
You sneaky sod! *Laughs himself to sleep, then wakes up to finish post*

Took me unaware, completely, nice one.
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06-21-2009, 02:10 AM
Well done, lol, well done.

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06-21-2009, 04:10 AM
Okay, I lol'd. I usually don't at these kinds of silly things... but this one was good.
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06-21-2009, 06:18 AM
Ho'shit! Me and my dad dropped like flies, laughing!
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06-21-2009, 07:31 AM
That was really unexpected. XD Loled for five mins after reading that.
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06-21-2009, 12:11 PM (This post was last modified: 06-21-2009, 12:22 PM by Frisk E. Coyote.)
Ugh! You changed the picture to an old lady! XD Not as funny, but LOL!!
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07-22-2009, 03:46 AM
o-o Yeah, I agree... the story was better with the other pic. Was checking it out again when I saw that other pic, expecting the original and I was like WTH?! o_O x_x creepy tho that pic...
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