Ask me a stupid question!

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

If we step up to Red Alert, what do we have to do to the bulb?

If you get this quote and question, you are a true warrior.

Lol, and a cookie from me. I'm a fan of that quote too.

Question:
If Shields are known to "shield" (adj) can Swords be knownst to "sword" (adj) ?

[Nick]

Ahhhh, very enlightening. And you also knew that 2+2= fish ONLY if the eggs are soft-boiled. This guy is gooood~! X3
-...That's not even a question.

How many scales does the average fish have?
-Too many.

Is the president of McDonalds immortal?
-McDonald's has a President? I thought they had a CEO...

Can there really only be one highlander?
-If you count the citizens of good ol' Scotland, there can be that many highlanders... ^^;

xD
What's my fav. song?
-Stricken by Disturbed? ^^;

My fav game?
-If it's not Killzone, or Killzone 2, I'm gonna smack ya. DX (Just kidding. XD )

Why is the cats ALWAYS come at my window the night?
-How should I know? Maybe it's because you leave the window open, and some meat on the counter? A cat could probably smell it from a mile away. XD

Why is the grass green?
-Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother... I HURT people. >.>

Did the light are blue, or red?
-No. You cannot has cheezburger.

If we step up to Red Alert, what do we have to do to the bulb?
-Someone set up us the bomb.

Are those eyes staring at your back!? *runs*
-I can sense all who are near me, but that doesn't mean I have eyes in the back of my head.... O_O;

Could you lift up that cloth between yoor legs for me?
-...Houston, we have a problem.

I take one ton of c4 and one ton of marijuana which will cause more damage to the atmosphere?
-Depends on how well you prepared the C4, and how vigorously you smoke the marijuana, I suppose.

Have you open'd up one big ass can 'o' beans with this thread?
-...I don't eat beans. For obvious digestive reasons... >.<

HOW MUCH DEATH KAN ONE KUTE KILLER KITTY KAUSE!?
-...Too much.

If carrots can better your eyesight, can they answer a phone?
-They don't even improve your eyesight. That theory's been proven wrong.

If Shields are known to "shield" (adj) can Swords be knownst to "sword" (adj) ?

-Sword has no adjective form. XD

[Bee]

What would you do if I accidentally the whole baby?

[Nick]

What would you do if I accidentally the whole baby?

....Houston, we STILL have a problem. x.x

[Masquerade]

What is pie made out of?

What is the speed of Captain Crunch?

How many sides does dodecahedron have?

What would happen if you fell off the sideways stairs in Escher's painting, Relativity?

[Nick]

What is pie made out of?
-3.14... I can't remember the rest.

What is the speed of Captain Crunch?
-Over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!

How many sides does dodecahedron have?
-Twelve.

What would happen if you fell off the sideways stairs in Escher's painting, Relativity?
-I've never seen that painting. And if I have, I don't remember.

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

Are you really Kung Fu Cutman? (See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Yqflb4xU2Q )

[Masquerade]

This is a question?

This is a statement?

Is that a cat?

Why is the sky blue?

If I planted a ketchup packet in the ground and watered everyday and gave it plenty of sunshine, would it eventually sprout into a ketchup packet tree?

Is this my 1800th post? =3

[Ghostiemon]

Is this a question?

Prove to me that this chair does not exist.

[Nick]

Are you really Kung Fu Cutman? (See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Yqflb4xU2Q )
-...YouTube... if it's stupid and annoying, you bet your ass you can find it. And no, I'm not.

This is a question?
-Sort of.

This is a statement?
-No.

Is that a cat?
-Mhm.

Why is the sky blue?
-Because it's not Mars.

If I planted a ketchup packet in the ground and watered everyday and gave it plenty of sunshine, would it eventually sprout into a ketchup packet tree?
-Actually, it would remain buried in the ground, doing nothing. Litterbug.

Is this my 1800th post? =3
-No.

Is this a question?
-A very dumb one, yes.

Prove to me that this chair does not exist.
-I don't see a chair. So maybe it doesn't.