Ask me a stupid question!

[The Big Bad Rav]

Will the Earth Blow up in 5 minutes time?

[Frisk E. Coyote]

Can you keep up with our endless barrage of questions?

[The Big Bad Rav]

Is this a question?

[Nick]

Did you know if you rub your weiner, it gets bigger? O_O
-Oh for Christ's sake, grow up. (Yes, there's a pun in there.)

Why did better days have to end?
-Because the cake is a lie...

do you think Original life will live up to be better/just as good as better days?
-...Why did you capitalize Original?

do you think Jay Naylor will do more WIN-cest in this comic, than the previous one?
-I don't know who this Mr. Naylor is, but he sounds like a royal prick to me.

if we met in real lif,e would you let me prod you with my big dragon-dildoes I bought off the interwebz?
-... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T0GRjxOP98

Do you ever do research before answering the questions you get?
-Research is for school projects.

Are you sure that my last post wasn't my 1800th post?
-Yes, I'm sure.

Which one of these scenarios would give you the least chance at surviving: getting 7 tails in a row and being poisoned OR drawing a heart card from a standard deck of cards?
-...The first one.

Do you have any horsepower in that stomach?
-....I downed a large Dominos' pizza in less than a half hour once.. I'd say yes.

Can you beleive its not butter?
-I can't... ;_; *sniffs* I can't...

Are those boots made of Smurfs?
-I'm not wearing any...

Why is my beautiful head drifting off into deep space?
-It's not. It's clearly in the clouds! >.< Sheesh!

What is Dist's favorite toy in Tales of the Abyss?
-....I said, STUPID questions, not trivia questions. XD

Have you had a haircut before?
-My hair grows so fast, I need one at least every month.

What happens when you divide a Black hole by Zero!?
-You get an error.

Will the Earth Blow up in 5 minutes time?
-Get bigger? No, I doubt it.

Can you keep up with our endless barrage of questions?
-Sorry, I was on vacation... ^^;

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

Describe to me, in your own words, the theory of Schrodinger's Cat.

[Nick]

I have no clue who this Mr. Schrodinger is.

[The Big Bad Rav]

Are you crazy or a little unwell?

[Nick]

Neither. Well ok.. I was in the looney bin for ADHD... *ears perk up* O_O Did you say something?

[Pendulum]

In soviet russia, do questions answers you?

[Chaotic Phoenix]

No, Chocobo rides you there. Is there an end to annoying songs?