04-20-2009, 03:53 AM
"If I'm dead... *Gasp* That means I can get my 72 virgins!"
*Looks around crowd*
"Are you my virgins? I hope not!"
"Why?"
"Because there's a bunch of ugly ass guys out there! If this is paradise, I've been SCREWED!"
"Well, did they say it was only female virgins?"
"HOLY CRAP!"
Sorry, everytime I hear that I start laughing really hardly XD
*Looks around crowd*
"Are you my virgins? I hope not!"
"Why?"
"Because there's a bunch of ugly ass guys out there! If this is paradise, I've been SCREWED!"
"Well, did they say it was only female virgins?"
"HOLY CRAP!"
Sorry, everytime I hear that I start laughing really hardly XD