Jeff Dunham?

[tigerlily]

"What I'll kill you for a kondak bar." Achmed to Jeff Dunham. xD

Melvin the superhero is a true dirty guy xD

Jeff: Do have any other powers besides flying?
Melvin: X-ray vision with Ah-ha!
Jeff: Can you see something practical like clothes?
Melvin: Oh your sick...
Melvin: *silently whispers to Jeff but you can practically hear him* Yesssss....
Melvin: I love looking at boobies!
Melvin: *sees a girl* Ah-ha!~

Jeff: Do you have a weakness?
Melvin: Cupcakes...
Jeff: *smiles*
Melvin: And porn...
Jeff: O_o
Melvin: Well not at the same time-I need a free hand.

[Digi_Lord]

I love Jeff he is freakin hilarious. My personal favorite puppet is Peanut and Jose Jalepino on a stick.

Peanut: You know in a weird way all five of us up here have slept with your wife.
Jeff: 0_0