Here's something I found.

[Aura]

Yeah, reptilian tails are better, cuz they can grow back it it gets cut off, a monkey tail would be shortened, which isn't good.

[UnknownH]

Is it prehensile? Because if it's not then I don't want it.

[Aura]

A prehensile reptilian tail...ya, it's prehensile, or I wouldn't want it either.

[UnknownH]

Now, we're talking. That's the important thing.

[Aura]

After all, why else would anyone want a tail? As some parents say, "It'd be nice to have an extra hand around the house."

If it was taken literally, a prehensile tail would be the answer to their strife.
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If only we had the tech to do that...well, I guess other than a tail, more accurate eyes would be a blast.

[Ghostiemon]

lol who the fuck would want to be an otter

It's that or a bird, sea levels are rising we have to adapt!