The Universe's Guide To Masturbation...

[MagusKnight]

Fucking.

[UnknownH]

Well since Magus admitted that she needs to get pegged and you were talking about names for things, I shall help you out again.
(not the first thing, the second thing)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxIAg-lMd-U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkTQl-JYbjs&feature=related

Magus is too easy sometimes. But I'm sure Kalyx may like that about her.

Thanks you good night, I'll be here except for Sunday, tip your waitress.
(but don't tip her over unless she asks)

I really have to stop the bad comedian joke before it gets out of hand.

[Asesino]

Y'all got any terms for it?

Slap-boxing the one-eyed champ.
Choking the chicken.
Or what I tell anyone that has ever came into my house while I was doing it, "Nothing."

[MagusKnight]

Well since Magus admitted that she needs to get pegged and you were talking about names for things, I shall help you out again.
(not the first thing, the second thing)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxIAg-lMd-U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkTQl-JYbjs&feature=related

Magus is too easy sometimes. But I'm sure Kalyx may like that about her.

Thanks you good night, I'll be here except for Sunday, tip your waitress.
(but don't tip her over unless she asks)

I really have to stop the bad comedian joke before it gets out of hand.

I can't see that... too young.

[UnknownH]

You should have a name there. And it's not too bad.

[MagusKnight]

Have a name?

[UnknownH]

Username. Of course.

[MISTER BIG T]

This isn't a guide to masturbation, I looked at left and right and there were no hints! What a misleading title!

http://www.wwoec.com/artist/mbset/ghtm.html


Here Goofy shows boys how to touch themselves the fun way.


Doesn't work for me though because I'm more of the sick fuck type.

[Bee]

Well, I was hoping to get others to divulge hints and tips, but, they never really did.