03-06-2009, 11:16 AM
Brandon: *sitting on a flat black Chevy Monte Carlo* ...I don't need ice cream, but you wouldn't happen to have a set of jumper cables, would you?
Renny: ...why is it you want your car started so bad?
Brandon: because, Burger King has those kickass little Burger Shots! I must go there now and get my tiny burger fix!
Renny: *facepaws* ...one can't help but wonder how many stoners will commit suicide when they stop making the tiny burgers.
Brandon: *O_O* ...Burger King's gonna stop making the tiny burgers? *sniff, tear*
Renny: *bangs her head against the car* ...shit...
Brandon: ...but...why? *whimpers* WWWRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Renny: ...why is it you want your car started so bad?
Brandon: because, Burger King has those kickass little Burger Shots! I must go there now and get my tiny burger fix!
Renny: *facepaws* ...one can't help but wonder how many stoners will commit suicide when they stop making the tiny burgers.
Brandon: *O_O* ...Burger King's gonna stop making the tiny burgers? *sniff, tear*
Renny: *bangs her head against the car* ...shit...
Brandon: ...but...why? *whimpers* WWWRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.