03-03-2009, 01:31 AM
Omni Shadow: Yeah I'd be careful with mysterious gifts. Once got this ring from some sourorange guy, at least I think that was his name. Anyway, it turned my girlfriend into some freaky undead wraith, needless to say the sex life kinda just hit a wall so we decided to see other people.
Omni Katt: I don't know if you'd do well as Emo Dot, the dark makeup just isn't you. But enough of that, how about we pay back these two for all the suffering they caused us?
Omni Shadow: Name one time I made you suffer.
*Flashback*
Shadow: Hey Katt check out this new spring loaded boxing glove! *Boxing glove hits Katt in the face*
*Flashback*
Katt: *Surprisingly busty compared to her current state*
Shadow: Hey Katt, I made a shrink ray! *Fires it at Katt and reduces her cup size to Bs*
*Flashback*
Katt: *Blowdrying her hair*
Shadow: *Kicks open the door with a firehose* WATER WAR! *Hoses down Katt causes her to be electrocuted*
*/Flashbacks*
Omni Katt: You want that list in alphebetical or chronological order?
Omni Katt: I don't know if you'd do well as Emo Dot, the dark makeup just isn't you. But enough of that, how about we pay back these two for all the suffering they caused us?
Omni Shadow: Name one time I made you suffer.
*Flashback*
Shadow: Hey Katt check out this new spring loaded boxing glove! *Boxing glove hits Katt in the face*
*Flashback*
Katt: *Surprisingly busty compared to her current state*
Shadow: Hey Katt, I made a shrink ray! *Fires it at Katt and reduces her cup size to Bs*
*Flashback*
Katt: *Blowdrying her hair*
Shadow: *Kicks open the door with a firehose* WATER WAR! *Hoses down Katt causes her to be electrocuted*
*/Flashbacks*
Omni Katt: You want that list in alphebetical or chronological order?
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
