03-01-2009, 05:17 AM
Slash: What's to dodge, they're on the ground. I'd just dig my claws in and walk along the ceiling. *Jumps up and digs his claws into the ceiling and begins crawling around upside down* See?
Shadow: Yeah, you really can't do anything can you Dot? Well at least you aren't flat, *Vanishes*
Omni Katt: That oughta teach him.
*Elsewhere*
Shadow: Chested, huh? Where am I? *Looks around at a number of brightly colored trees and flowers* No, oh dear god no!
*A small pink bunny hops up*
SPB: Heya mistaw, aw you hewe to pway games?
Shadow: AHH EVIL CUTENESS! SHADOKEN! *Fires a beam at the rabbit*
*Rabbit suddenly reforms, completely uninjured*
SPB: Heehee, you can't hurt me silly. Violence and pain don't exist here, nor does anything bad, like sex.
Shadow: No sex?
SPB: Nope.
Shadow: AHHH GET ME OUT OF HERE! JESUS BUDDHA SPONGEBOB! SATAN YOU OWE ME ONE YOU BASTARD!
Shadow: Yeah, you really can't do anything can you Dot? Well at least you aren't flat, *Vanishes*
Omni Katt: That oughta teach him.
*Elsewhere*
Shadow: Chested, huh? Where am I? *Looks around at a number of brightly colored trees and flowers* No, oh dear god no!
*A small pink bunny hops up*
SPB: Heya mistaw, aw you hewe to pway games?
Shadow: AHH EVIL CUTENESS! SHADOKEN! *Fires a beam at the rabbit*
*Rabbit suddenly reforms, completely uninjured*
SPB: Heehee, you can't hurt me silly. Violence and pain don't exist here, nor does anything bad, like sex.
Shadow: No sex?
SPB: Nope.
Shadow: AHHH GET ME OUT OF HERE! JESUS BUDDHA SPONGEBOB! SATAN YOU OWE ME ONE YOU BASTARD!
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.