02-27-2009, 06:21 AM
(This post was last modified: 02-27-2009, 06:23 AM by Shadowknight.)
Slash: *Sigh* Great, now we're gonna have to move to another planet. Seriously this one didn't even last a week, can't you guys exercise a little self control?
D-Shadow: *Watching a small gnat flying around the room. Holds up his hand and fires a huge dark beam of energy blowing through the defenses like a flaming chainsaw through a paper bag, continuing on into space*
Slash: Of course not, don't you ever worry about what could happen when you fire those things into the sky?
D-Shadow: No.
*365,000 light years away*
Green alien: Citizens of Zerxyl, today, we celebrate 100,000 years of peace and prosperity. Today, we leave on a journey to bring this joy to every planet in the galaxy, starting with earth. We'll bring them the gift of eternal life, how to make their females breasts grow to unthinkable sizes while still looking sexy, how to turn anything into gold, and we will bring them our genetically engineered fox women and dragon women as a gift, you know the ones that never grow tired of sex and know all kinds of ancient secrets to perfect yiffing. Huh, hey, what's that odd dark light? Looks like it's coming closer.
*Back*
*A bright flash of light appears in the sky, similar to a star exploding*
D-Shadow: I'm sure they never blow up anything important.
D-Shadow: *Watching a small gnat flying around the room. Holds up his hand and fires a huge dark beam of energy blowing through the defenses like a flaming chainsaw through a paper bag, continuing on into space*
Slash: Of course not, don't you ever worry about what could happen when you fire those things into the sky?
D-Shadow: No.
*365,000 light years away*
Green alien: Citizens of Zerxyl, today, we celebrate 100,000 years of peace and prosperity. Today, we leave on a journey to bring this joy to every planet in the galaxy, starting with earth. We'll bring them the gift of eternal life, how to make their females breasts grow to unthinkable sizes while still looking sexy, how to turn anything into gold, and we will bring them our genetically engineered fox women and dragon women as a gift, you know the ones that never grow tired of sex and know all kinds of ancient secrets to perfect yiffing. Huh, hey, what's that odd dark light? Looks like it's coming closer.
*Back*
*A bright flash of light appears in the sky, similar to a star exploding*
D-Shadow: I'm sure they never blow up anything important.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
