02-26-2009, 04:52 AM
Ray: Fangirls? Well that's easy. Provide them with an object of their fantasies! Something that turns them into... FANGIRLS!! Sephiroth Fangirls are common, so kidnap Sephiroth while he's brushing his teeth and use him as a meatshield!! Hell for Sephy, safe, zombie-vampire free haven for you! *tail wags*
Loki: LOKI S- *stops the Marhammer just mere feet above Ray's head* That's actually decent advice! Wait- you have a tail?
Ray: I has a peni-
Loki: LOKI CENSOR!!
Ray: *crushed by a massive [PARENTAL ADVISORY] censor bar*
Loki: I have a question- WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU SDP MEMBERS AND LEADERS DIE!? This one's harder to kill than a cockroach when you're armed with and can only use plutonium!!
Loki: LOKI S- *stops the Marhammer just mere feet above Ray's head* That's actually decent advice! Wait- you have a tail?
Ray: I has a peni-
Loki: LOKI CENSOR!!
Ray: *crushed by a massive [PARENTAL ADVISORY] censor bar*
Loki: I have a question- WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU SDP MEMBERS AND LEADERS DIE!? This one's harder to kill than a cockroach when you're armed with and can only use plutonium!!
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"