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#31
Brandon: ...oh, Renny?

Renny: What?! What is so fucking important that you have to drag me away from meditation to hang out with these fuckheads?!

Brandon: ...you wanted to ask them a question?

Renny: ....oh, yeah. What would be the easiest way to kill a lazy fleshbag of a wolf, who seems to spend more time curled up in his wife's lap, then with me, killing other digimon?

Brandon: look, I told you, it was my fucking Honeymoon, you couldn't come!

Renny: ...still, I had to face Malomyotismon by myself. He laughed. And I died a little inside.
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#32
Slash: *Hanging from the ceiling* I'll take this one, assassination is my speciality. I suggest filling his pants with plastic explosives, put the trigger in the crotch, then plaster renamon porn everywhere.

Shadow: That would explain why there were all those crazy pant explosions. And why there was all the porn in my room that wasn't mine.

Renamon: You said that camera had no film! *Growling loudly*
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#33
Tigerlily: Yay catnip! *goes to Katt's closet taking a two bag-er scratch that 5 bags of of catnip* Okay I got what I wanted!

Linvar: Careful with those! You don't want to eat whol-

Tigerlily: Shush! My demon side told me to eat it!

Demonic Cow Girl: That's the spirit! EAT the goodies! >:D
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#34
I have a question.

If i had a dollar for every time someone impersonated Tim Allen's grunting from Home Improvement, how much money would i have in 5 years? (Excluding people who make that noise as part of a mental illness)
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#35
Katt: Let's see, considering the show's age, adding in the male testosterone that causes a need to grunt, the lack of intelligences which requires them to communicate in grunting and punching, I would say if you began collecting today roughly 2500 dollars a year so 12500.

Shadow: UGH UGH UGH!

Katt: If we're counting Shadow make that 200,000 dollars.
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#36
Renny: ....well, SOMEONE *glaring at Brandon* locked up the plastic explosives...and all the explosives...and the firearms, and the bladed weapons, and the artillery....all I have access to now is the car parts he has laying around....

....any other ideas?

Brandon: ....where'd that Intake Manifold run off to?

Renny: ...then again, it is very amusing to watch him look for something he isn't going to find....*hides the part in the Void*
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So when I reach the other side, 
I can show him what it feels like to die.

Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
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#37
Zorromon: Hey, I've got a question, which one of you jokers drank my beer? *raises completely empty mega keg before crushing it on his head like a tin can and kicking it away in rage*
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#38
(02-25-2009 07:36 AM)Crimson Fox Wrote: Zorromon: Hey, I've got a question, which one of you jokers drank my beer? *raises completely empty mega keg before crushing it on his head like a tin can and kicking it away in rage*

Lax: ....Opps that was your beer? My bad....BURRRRRRRRRRP!

Tigerlily: I can burp louder! BUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRUPPPPUOPP!

Linvar: ...Wow such rude manners...
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#39
Shadow: Wait a second, *Looks closely at Tigerlily* It's a scientific fact that girl's do not belch.

Katt: Like you know anything about science. You still think gravity works because of invisible monkies grabbing everything that goes into the air.

Shadow: As soon as I fix the problems with these super invisibility detecting goggles *Holds up two coke bottles glued together with some broken glass frames* I'll prove it.
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#40
I'm in the need to make a very bad pun about Sony.

Quote:Yeah I have a question, where the f**k are my pants!?!

Everybody wears pants. We do not! *Puts arms on his sides proudly* BURGER! *Jumps onto the burger and eats it down in such a wild manner he looks like a dinosaur chowing onto prey*

Reno: RAR! *Jumps onto Slash and chews on his tail*

Dot: And while this goes on, I'll keep answering the unanswered questions.

Quote:Zorromon: Hey, I've got a question, which one of you jokers drank my beer?

Dot: Sorry Lily, but it wasn't you. It was that guy. *Points to the Joker*

Joker: WHY. SO. SERI-

DMX: *Slices Joker in half with his Mastermune* That joke is overused already. *Joker regenerates before his halves fall off* Wow, he's tough.

Dot: Well what do you expect? Classic comic characters are like cookroaches.
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