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doctors... life givers? or sadist's?
#11
Yes. Except in porn. Heh. And it's not gay when a male doctor gives you an exam that makes you cough. At least, not usually. heh heh
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#12
MOOOON RIVERRRR! (some of you will understand)

if not here is a link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBsIcRZBh3A&feature=related

Recently I discovered that the whole caughing thing has nothing to do with that. But apparently my doctor did not know what. And did not know you don't get that till your 40. Shocked ..... I caughed for both tests.
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#13
With so much advancement you think they could check for prostate cancer without sticking something up you butt.
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#14
actually yes they could but it would be a massive waste of money when you can get in there with you good ol' hands. And do not worry about doctors touching you because they took 8 extra years of collage just so they could touch your privates legaly. Give em some damn slack! I would not want that bill at the end of collage.
Only insane people think they are sane. And all the people who think they are sane, are in denial and you are deluding yourself in your insanity and only insane people are that delusional.
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#15
Quote:With so much advancement you think they could check for prostate cancer without sticking something up you butt.
That reminds me of a joke I heard recently. When getting that exam, the doctor is supposed to put a hand on your shoulder, but if you feel hands on both shoulders...
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#16
(02-25-2009 10:25 AM)Wisemon Wrote:
Quote:With so much advancement you think they could check for prostate cancer without sticking something up you butt.
That reminds me of a joke I heard recently. When getting that exam, the doctor is supposed to put a hand on your shoulder, but if you feel hands on both shoulders...
In that case, GTFO! Yes that would be really wierd and I hope to the emptiness of space that never happens to me.
Only insane people think they are sane. And all the people who think they are sane, are in denial and you are deluding yourself in your insanity and only insane people are that delusional.
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#17
Thank you. I knew that joke would come up.
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#18
Heart 
the probing it the easier part to deal with at this point , ;) ! and i have been threw child birth twice so i am not so unused to it all. it just seems sometimes like they do not really know what they are doing (despite all the collage) and are more geared towards paying off their own bills insted of actually trying to help the issues at hand as fast as they can.
when the going gets tough, think of something sexy! if that does not help... kill something. if you still have issues, i'm glad i'm not you!:P
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#19
From what I heard they have so big malpractise insurance costs that no doctor dares do anything in US because the people pretty much fucked up the system themselves.
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#20
the people?? you might mean the government!! granted there are dumb asses about , but the morals have been over ridden. and dr's are supposed to care about the poor/ every life not just the ones that can pay up to their tab Huh , are they not?? maby i'm incorect.
when the going gets tough, think of something sexy! if that does not help... kill something. if you still have issues, i'm glad i'm not you!:P
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