Most Shocking Singapore Behaviour

[The Big Bad Rav]

With the huge amount of things happening here, I decided maybe I should share them with y'all on this special thread. My proud and desolate country presents the people we call the 'Typical Singaporeans'. I'm not one of them, gladly. :D

Here is a little something.

http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/singap...p?id=44872

Here's a little summary, STOMPer wants to buy some noodles, it was a cold day and was with son. Follows the queue to the stall selling noodles, but suddenly stupid old woman comes in to cut the queue and orders her food. STOMPer snaps photo of her for article snapshot, but stupid lady spots her and assaults her, giving her a bruise.

Beat that Jerry Springer. So there is another day in Singapore life. Please don't come to this country.

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

That would never happen here, the staff would be like "Oi! STFU or GTFO!" or something to that effect :P

Besides the people though, are there any unusual laws, traditions or buildings there?

[RyuTakumi]

Hmmmm... wow....

[Bee]

Heh, depending on who she cut in front of down here, she would've been shot, stabbed, or otherwise physically or verbally assaulted.

Don't cut in front of a Texan. We don't take too kindly to it, y'hear?

[The Big Bad Rav]

That would never happen here, the staff would be like "Oi! STFU or GTFO!" or something to that effect :P

Besides the people though, are there any unusual laws, traditions or buildings there?

Unusual laws? Well let me think... Now you can only smoke in the house, no smoking in the carpark or public areas, you can't make fun of the govt or else you'll be thrown in the cell. hehe

[Bee]

Sounds like California. I hear you can't even smoke in your car over there.

As for weird laws, Texas has a few of them. The old, "no wirecutters in Ft. Worth city limits" comes to mind, but, the one that gets me, is, the fact that you MUST have windshield wipers on a car, but, it says NOTHING about having a windshield.

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

Heh, it's probably wise to have a windshield if you have to have washers too...unless you often don't have time to shower :P


And not allowed to make fun of the government? Man, i never want to see Mock the Week Singapore...it'll be a riot of Police Force Vs Satirists

[The Big Bad Rav]

http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/singap...p?id=46351

Stomp has done it again guys, here now we have what has to be the most ignorant and irresponsible idiot telling our citizens...how to make bombs using Google. Watch out for this guy, he's a 'terrorist' with 'diabolical schemes'... You know I never expected the Spanish Inquisition.