04-11-2009, 12:49 AM
Greg was riding his bike along the roadside to school, minding his own business when he hears the moans and groans passing through the neighbourhood.
"What's up with this hood, too much Viagra?"
But sensing all that sex, he felt something strange about his bicycle handles, they began to...shrink under his hands...
"Fuck!" and they were crushed to pieces within seconds, he crashed on the concrete face first and into a bush...
'Hope you have insurance for that,' a passer by called out.
"I wish..."
"What's up with this hood, too much Viagra?"
But sensing all that sex, he felt something strange about his bicycle handles, they began to...shrink under his hands...
"Fuck!" and they were crushed to pieces within seconds, he crashed on the concrete face first and into a bush...
'Hope you have insurance for that,' a passer by called out.
"I wish..."
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