10-09-2008, 07:50 AM
Gotta vent, once again.
Not five minutes ago, I was trying to hook the neighbor's water heater into ours, so that my showers would no longer be ice fucking cold. It's not illegal, as both houses are on the same waterline, and both water heaters are in the same place. Oh, and the neighbor's place is now vacant. No one using the hot water, so I figured I could use it.
Well, after ghetto-rigging a hose to the two tanks, I tried to find the cutoff valve to our hotwater tank. There was none. So, I thought, 'fuck it', and I turned the drain on to our tank.
My crotch got hit with a blast of ice cold water, along with the back end of my car. The car doesn't care, but I do.
I now have a very large spot on my crotch, which looks like I pissed myself. My (BRAND NEW) cordless drill is soaked, and I'm on the verge of beating that water heater with a sledgehammer.
I need to vent.
..and I'm pretty sure I won't be seeing my balls anytime soon.
Not five minutes ago, I was trying to hook the neighbor's water heater into ours, so that my showers would no longer be ice fucking cold. It's not illegal, as both houses are on the same waterline, and both water heaters are in the same place. Oh, and the neighbor's place is now vacant. No one using the hot water, so I figured I could use it.
Well, after ghetto-rigging a hose to the two tanks, I tried to find the cutoff valve to our hotwater tank. There was none. So, I thought, 'fuck it', and I turned the drain on to our tank.
My crotch got hit with a blast of ice cold water, along with the back end of my car. The car doesn't care, but I do.
I now have a very large spot on my crotch, which looks like I pissed myself. My (BRAND NEW) cordless drill is soaked, and I'm on the verge of beating that water heater with a sledgehammer.
I need to vent.
..and I'm pretty sure I won't be seeing my balls anytime soon.
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
