everybody owes renamon something even if they don't know it
i owe renamon the discovery of furry hentai if i hadn't seen that one pic of renamon who knows i might still be looking at girls dressed as cats on newgrounds O_o
but yeah if you are so easily deterred from being furry and from your fetishes perhaps you should rethink both of them? i've seen some pretty nasty shit stuff that has made me shudder then get heart burn (i don't get it either) but never has my vore fetish or furry-ism gone into question
you can do this one in every 30 times and still have 97% positive feedback
yeah, but hey! renamon was no where near the source of meh power... heres what i am:
violent
belittles anything that moves with the power of phylosophy
questions mine and any other religious belief
preforms personal knife training (nearly mastered throat slitting, getting to cqc, but i do use a dull knife)
DOES NOT CRY OVER ALMOST ANYTHING!!! (and i will deck a child in the face if IT cries)
talk to meh renamon in full blown conversation like i have a mental illness (but thats common)
and add a little more evil to that pot of piss and you get a full blown jester... wait a minute... fuck... renamons did inspire me, you know, theres no explaining myself... in the end you guys are always right... fuck your superior intellect! AND FUCK MY IRREGULAR VOCABLULARY AND WHATNOT!!! (please disregard that part)
so, yeah, long story short, iz a little devil, and i'm on your side with the renamon thing pain dude... i decided to search renamon on google once and found this site (never seen the show or anything, i just wanted a game i couldn't beat, meh friend told meh to get world ds, so thats meh story)
(09-26-2008 02:55 PM)Cowboy From Hell Wrote: Oh, no. I'll prove them wrong. Trust me. I've seen it all.
Those who are tempted to try me: DON'T. YOU'LL ONLY FAIL. SO DON'T WASTE THE TIME.
meh, i'm not the kinky kinda guy... but i totally agree with almost everything you said... now... wheres my knife, theres a bird on that gas line just outside, i think i can get it.
gold: that doesn't seem very smart...
...
gold: fine, i'll get the torches
thats the spirit, nothing could possibly go wrong in this seemingly flawless plan!
gold: jackass
Brandon: idiot over there's gonna torch a gas line.
Renny: *hides behind Brandon* good thing I can use you as a meat shield.
Well, if you cruise the net as much as I do(up to 20 hours a day), you'll see a lot of unnerving stuff. After a while, you get desensitized to it all, and just shrug it off, while others recoil in terror.
Renny: umm, shouldn't you wear somesort of body armor?
Brandon: nah. Just gotta protect the face. That's how I makes mah livins.
Renny: ...what?
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
good.... now, gold?
gold: yes, jester?
fetch me my... skooma pipe
gold: why?
we must look cool if we want to kill this bird
gold: we!?
yes we, now the birds already dead from meh knife... and a little of the gas line... wait a minute, i just had one of those life changing visions
gold: that this is a dumb idea?
no... FUCK THE SKOOMA PIPE!! GET SOME WEINERS!!! WE'Z GONNA MAKE US SUM HOT DAWGZ!!!
gold: sweet... light away!
goooooood.... any objections anyone?
*GASP*... oh well... renamon changed meh life, and got meh strangled by meh friends! anywho...
10 9 8 7 6...
gold: BLASTOFF!!!
*sizzle* followed by a heavy *KABOOM&ONIONS* leaving jester and gold blackened and stuck to a equally blackened wall a fair distance away... with cooked hotdogs
gold: hmmmm
*takes a bite* indeed... needs mustard
gold: yes... yes it does
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