06-21-2007, 02:27 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-21-2007, 02:31 AM by MISTER BIG T.)
During its time, Titanic was the world's most expensive movie ever made and practically stole almost all the Oscars. I really don't know why because Titanic is the worst movie ever made. There, I said it. It's worse than motherfucking Teenage Caveman and that's saying a lot. At least, Teenage Caveman wasn't nearly as long to watch albeit it felt like eternity to sit through.
The reason I bitch is because even to this day, some people think this movie is very romantic and great movie to watch with someone you like. A movie that'll make you both happy and what is perfect way to end a date. Maybe thanks to this movie, you'll get lucky tonight, am I rite? (For the record, the perfect movie for that is Toxic Avenger. Trust me.)
It's not. Never watch this movie, it only depresses and wastes your time. The movie lasts 3 hours, which most of the movie you're following the wacky events of two shallow and boring characters. It's incredibble how little depth the characters have since the movie is almost nothing but resolving around the two people.
Fun fact about the movie; At one point the woman goes to icy cold water and this was actually really cold water The water the actress had to go was in fact so cold that she actually shat her panties!! Bet you never knew that.
Okay, I made that up. But wouldn't it have been a killer add on to "bloobers" reel?
![[Image: condi_bush_titanic.jpg]](http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/C/5/condi_bush_titanic.jpg)
To the neverland and beyond!!!
My main beef with this movie isn't in the way it exploits a tragedy and almost as if demanding to be loved for the exposure ("How can you hate that movie? Don't you know how much the people SUFFERED because of those events?!") but rather from the way it tries to be "realistic" and yet, it tries to be a romantic movie. All the death and all the pain so the two adultery commiters could experience a love unlike anyone has ever felt? Sounds like a fair trade off! Meanwhile, we see a child and father introduced and killed off in next second before you can even say "bad character development." Oh and the husband of the woman starts chasing them around a sinking ship with a gun. Uhuh. Right.
In short, I think the movie could have been made so much better if they would have decided to either stick by facts or do a movie. Or they could have been really original and make a movie where the Titanic doesn't sink and it'd just sail and sail and sail.... Admit it, you never cared about the love story, you just wanted it to sink already so the movie would end.
![[Image: titanic_ver2.jpg]](http://www.givemebeer.caliburgames.com/titanic_ver2.jpg)
A sequel, set up to improve on the original concept.
The reason I bitch is because even to this day, some people think this movie is very romantic and great movie to watch with someone you like. A movie that'll make you both happy and what is perfect way to end a date. Maybe thanks to this movie, you'll get lucky tonight, am I rite? (For the record, the perfect movie for that is Toxic Avenger. Trust me.)
It's not. Never watch this movie, it only depresses and wastes your time. The movie lasts 3 hours, which most of the movie you're following the wacky events of two shallow and boring characters. It's incredibble how little depth the characters have since the movie is almost nothing but resolving around the two people.
Fun fact about the movie; At one point the woman goes to icy cold water and this was actually really cold water The water the actress had to go was in fact so cold that she actually shat her panties!! Bet you never knew that.
Okay, I made that up. But wouldn't it have been a killer add on to "bloobers" reel?
To the neverland and beyond!!!
My main beef with this movie isn't in the way it exploits a tragedy and almost as if demanding to be loved for the exposure ("How can you hate that movie? Don't you know how much the people SUFFERED because of those events?!") but rather from the way it tries to be "realistic" and yet, it tries to be a romantic movie. All the death and all the pain so the two adultery commiters could experience a love unlike anyone has ever felt? Sounds like a fair trade off! Meanwhile, we see a child and father introduced and killed off in next second before you can even say "bad character development." Oh and the husband of the woman starts chasing them around a sinking ship with a gun. Uhuh. Right.
In short, I think the movie could have been made so much better if they would have decided to either stick by facts or do a movie. Or they could have been really original and make a movie where the Titanic doesn't sink and it'd just sail and sail and sail.... Admit it, you never cared about the love story, you just wanted it to sink already so the movie would end.
A sequel, set up to improve on the original concept.
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