Scenes from a Hat

[Kalyx]

Uh...do you have any lubricant? It seems awfully dry in there.

[Misty]

Hey honey...what's this for? *points to the clit*

[Gol22]

*while doing it*

girl: *moaning*
guy: Ugh....stop making so much damn noise! *fucking*

[Kalyx]

*as the guy begins to go down on the girl*

Did you happen to run out of shaving cream or blades...or do you like the natural overgrown look?

[Ghostiemon]

newly wed to wife

"right how much do i owe you"

[Misty]

*while doing it*

girl: *moaning*
guy: Ugh....stop making so much damn noise! *fucking*

Hun...you better not say that when we do things..cuz I make noise... >_>
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Wait...weren't you supposed to put the condom on BEFORE we had sex...? O_O;

[Kalyx]

Girl to guy: That's not it!...unless you want to try something...um... different.

[Misty]

Girl to Guy: I uhh..I..*rubs back of head* I'm actually....a..I'm a guy...I..got...a gender change...

[Kalyx]

Guy to Girl: Uh...why are your inner lips bigger than your outer ones?

[Misty]

Guy to Girl: Umm...it's bigger than it looks...remember..it's not the size of the ship...it's the motion of the ocean.