Scenes from a Hat

[Ghostiemon]

person one:he's looking awfully happy for a 60 year old"

person two:he died in bed with a 18 year old

person one:ah

probably sucked worse but what can you do

[Gol22]

*looks down at the body next to the casket*

....

*slaps the face of the corpse*

WAKE UP!

[Misty]

If the dead person was stabbed to death:

Funeral Home Host: Does anyone have something else to say about _______?

Random person: Sure...I'll take a stab at it.

[Gol22]

*stares at body*

>.> .... <.< ... ^_^

*pokes the eye*

[Misty]

Hey....you think they would mind if I took the body in the back...? >_> <_< >_>

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

necrophiliac: <_< >_> ^.^ *yiffs corpse*

[Misty]

"I almost didn't recognize him without his finger in his nose."