I'm better than you...

[Colt]

i'm better than you because my sig is awesome

[eurtan]

i'm better then you because i work yiffness relief.

[Yoosei]

I'm better than you because I play RO

[Kalyx]

I'm better than you because I love furry pr0n, especially of Renamon.

[Misty]

I'm better than you because I'm wearing shorts and sticking to my computer chair..

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

i'm better then you because i'm the one who stuck you there!

[eurtan]

i'm better then you because my post count is 666. ( this really should be an easter egg like 1337-leet but then i'm mixing forums again)

[Kalyx]

I'm better than you because I'm depressed beyond belief...and I like it!

[eurtan]

i'm better then you bend my depressed was wounded by bipolar instability. (yea no more slump for a while)

[Misty]

I'm better than you because my alarm is gonna go off in 11 minutes..and will probably scare the shit out of me.