I'm better than you...

[Misty]

I'm better than you because I'm having a video chat with Altima.

[eurtan]

i'm better then you because i have a vast collection of anime and cartoons at my beck and call

[Colt]

I'm better than you because my name consists of less letters

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

i'm better then you because i need the bathroom

[Misty]

I'm better than you because I now have a Road Atlas so I can take a road trip

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

i'm better then you because of the rain >_<

[Misty]

I'm better than you because I don't have to deal with an alcoholic this summer.

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

i'm better then you because i dream silly stuff. simple

[Misty]

I'm better than you because.....I have..... DD breasts... (wtf....)

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

i'm better then you because i have flab! *gets it out* phgggghhh!!!!