I wish I were an only child.

[Frisk E. Coyote]

I. Hate. My. Sister. So. Very. Much.

To the point where I'm monologuing as I type this rant.

This is my first ever rant here on the DaD, and I'm not sure whether I'm doing something that will help me or not. Theres just something about confiding your inner feelings to people you don't really know that feels SO right.
Earlier today, I was at a party in a pub with my parents and she-who-was-born-a-bitch, and we were all getting along quite fine. Since it was a party, people shoveled a hellot'o'food on my plate, and to be polite, I tried my best to eat it all. I even went as far as to excuse myself so I can puke in the toilet. A few minutes later, superbitch comes out of no where, and shoves a puto into my face, saying "O, matakaw ka, kainin mo na to." (You're a glutton, so eat this!) in her oh so very BITCHY voice and tone.
I couldn't help but shove it back into her face. What did she do? SHE GOT MAD AND PUNCHED ME IN THE CHEST. I'm not sexist, so I'm not afraid to hit a girl when she deserves it- especially if they start it. So i just shove her. And she makes me leave. Now I'm stuck back in my apartment here in Ireland, waiting for my parents to come home punish me for my vulgar crime.

I've been tolerating her bitchery since she turned 12. She wasn't always bad... we used to be friends. But now, she seems to have excelled in the art of bitchcraft. Whenever I try to verbally deffend myself, she'd just go all "He. Bakla. Bakla. Bakla." in an interupting sort of way as I speak. She was calling me gay, and ignoring everything I say- I SO HATE HER GUTS.

She throws a good punch too- she's FAT, BITCHY, RUDE- and- and just plain MEAN!! And my parents just keep spoiling her, I mean- COME ON!! She leaves her stuff all over the place like some snake, doesn't care about my parent's PC, talks to her fake "friends" really loudly, is an insane GOSSIP, doesn't care about my parents, is extremely selfish, keeps asking for money even though we're having a currency crisis and HOGS THE COMPUTER!! why does she consistently updating her friendster account!?

RARGH!! GUAAARGAAARGH!! BWAAAAAAARGHAAAAAAAAUAAAAAUUUAAARGHAA!!!

(Ahem) Sorry. I really hate her, I actually screamed that as I typed it. Phew... now that I've typed this- I sort of feel a little better. Well thanks for your time, I might do this again.

[Wisemon]

You're saying your fat bitchy sister called you a glutton and punched you in the chest, and your parents are mad at you for shoving her back? I don't have a viable answer here, so I'll just restate your situation.

[Niyara]

For the record, I think you did the right thing pushing her.. If I hit a guy, I am actually offended if he won't fight back. Its great that some guys are gentlemen about it.. But honestly, If a girl hits you, please, feel free to hit her back (unless she is so small that she couldn't hurt you anyway.. in that case, just restrain her) More than likely, they are banking on you not hitting back..

I don't know your sister, but it definately sounds like she is getting away with too much, and she needs to be taken down a notch or twenty.

[Frisk E. Coyote]

Uh- it would make so much more sense if you've been tolerating her for FIVE YEARS!!! And Yes, My parents are mad because I pushed her- JUST A LITTLE INCEY-WINCEY TINY BIT!! Something about not being a gentleman! Who said I was GENTLE to begin with! I look at digimon porn damnit!
And thanks for telling me that Niyara, I was feeling a little guilty. It's this whole parents and "Your sister's the youngest in the family! Treat her nice!" Thing. She just turned fifteen for the love of Bruce Wayne!

[Harie Krauzer]

I look at digimon porn damnit!

While valid, I doubt it'll work. Meh, who knows, I really can't say much. I may not be an only child, but I have two brothers and no sisters.

[rorancrystalwolf]

Sisters are Sisters dude, most of the time, they suck. Your parents need to wake up and smell the coffee, if they don't they will be hella surprised when she comes home one day with 10 pounds of crack a horse fetish and a baby on the way.

I don't mean to be offensive, I am just trying to make a point.

I don't mind hitting a girl either so don't worry about it, she deserved it.

[fred_18]

i know what that feels like kinda......just not at that level....yeah sisters can be a peice of work......not sure what to say though.....kinda out of it at the moment....tired

[Fallen hearts]

When she was younger, I didn't exactly get along with my sister either.. but things mellowed out over the years.

[MISTER BIG T]

Who said I was GENTLE to begin with! I look at digimon porn damnit!

Oh man, I'm sorry but you just made me laugh real hard.

Anyhow, as for your sister I have no words of wisdom; I'm the only child.

[Frisk E. Coyote]

Two brothers, huh? Lazaforth has a brother, and they're kinda like brothers to me, and I'm quite happy with them.
Roranscrystalwolf, you made me laugh! I mean, the mental image kinda dropped me there, I'm not offended at all, hahaha. Thanks anyway!
Yup. Sisters. Pft. I hope you get rested enough!
The difference with me and my sis, is that we used to be friends. Now every now and then we beat on each other and I even peed in her juice carton. She hits REALLY hard. For a girl I mean. No ofence to any girl taking martial arts lessons.
Ah, good for you then! I like making people laugh, so I don't mind at all. The thing about this is, they already know I'm looking at digimon porn- and I emphasize it by tilting the monitor towards them as they watch TV and saying "OH YES! LOOK AT THAT RIKA AND RENAMON ACTION!! WALANG HIYA- ANG SIKKIIIP!! OH! OH! OH!! IT'S FLAMEDRAMON AND HIKARI!! WOOO!!!"
And they (especially my mom) STILL think I have to act like a perfect gentleman! Yet they do nothing whatsoever to counteract my hentai viewing ways.
Sometimes I wonder if they care. I need coffee.