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ARE YOU CALLING ME UNHOLY?!
Dot: He said comedian not condemner!
DMX: It's the same, we take the jobs from Matt Groening. Wait a sec- STOP RECORDING! *Tackles camera guy*
Dot: Brother it's just a stuffed animal holding a shoe box!
DMX: Oh. Whew... but just to be sure *Eats monkey plushy's head and swallows* Nobody will know, MWAHAHAHA- *Notices a school-girl through window* HE-LLO!!! *Drops monkey and runs*
Plushy: *Neck protudes a mini-spy camera with red lens*
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Hola Terrablast!
Pardon my late hello! Names Gol!
Gol: *hanging upside-down, grabs hand and shakes it* Welcome to DaD!
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Vook: wtf? *blasts the monkey to bits, and replaces it with a non-spy camera'd one* much better...oh? Terrablast? never heard of em...so hello! ^^;
Zinc: that was kinda late Vook...
Vook: you're late too, so look who's talking :P
Zinc: damn...thats it! *drags Vook into the NC-17 room, yiffy noises come from behind the door, and a small puddle of white fluid leaks under the door*
AWL: O_O;;;
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05-14-2007, 10:58 PM
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Ain't that the sweetest thing you've ever seen.
Dot: Are you talking to the porn magazine or your beer?
DMX: *Holding magazine and a beer can* Don't make me choose!
Dot: *Rolls eyes* That's what we get with soldiers like those nowadays.
*Smashed lens react, beeping*
*Groening Studios*
Guy with odd looking hair and eye parch: Arrgh, har har, raaar! Har har! Arrrrrr!
Matt Groening: Who had the idea to let a pirate plan the spy thing?
James Brooks: Don't worry I'm sure we have it covered, *Glares at the eye parched guy* After we have taken care of our failure.
Homer: You can't punish that kind of man, they are noble souls that only seek to, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
MG: *Jumps from his seat, his parch falling to reveal a normal eye* YOU FOUND SOMETHING?!
Homer: DID I?! They have beer and porn over there! *Staring at DMX's moves through spy screen*
*Back at... well... somewhere*
DMX: Porn and beer.
*Groening studios*
Homer: PORN AND BEER!
*Somewhere*
DMX: Did someone else hear that?
Homer: *Crashes through wall since it can't support his weight* D'oh!
Dot: Well who'd have expected Groening's studios were next to us. *Comes out to admire the hundred feet tall building with neon lights and loud commercial blasts*
DMX: So, you thought you could escape us, didn't you?
Homer: Huh? I'm only here for the beer and,
DMX: DON'T LIE! Scooby! Come here, we're gonna unmask this perpetrator!
Reno: *Sitting besides DMX*
DMX: Where can I find the real one anyways? *Rolls eyes*
*Roda Volcano*
Shaggy: I think this is the end buddy... *Sliding down a rock to molten lava*
Scooby: Not if I can help it- I'll use my- WAAHHH! *Sinks in the lava along with Shaggy*
*Back*
DMX: Oh well I'm more than sure they are enjoying that vacation to Roda Mountains I sent them. Where was I...
Homer: Uhm... I'm the phantom of Homer Simpson!
DMX: WAH! *Jumps behind a sofa* I don't like ghosts!
Reno: What's ghost?
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Kurtz: Wait, wait, wait, I got an idea. *points to the beer then Dot* DMX, you know what to do.
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DMX: How can Dot help with beer? I KNOW! *Presses imaginary button*
Homer: ...?
*Left-wing wall crashes with three guys*
DMX: GHOSTBUSTERS!
Ray: We're here to-
DMX: I DIDN'T CALL YOU! I wanted more beer!
Old guy with glasses whose name I never rememeber: Well with my new invention you can get six beer cans from a paralel dimension in less than ten seconds!
DMX: But I want them NOW!
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Kurtz: I meant get her drunk- nevermind. *sweat-drops, before shrugging* Ten seconds is an alright time for beer, isn't it?
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DMX: Not when we're in Dallas.
Ray: But we're in the middle of nowhere! *Points outside*
DMX: I won't confirm that until I see the purple cowardly dog.
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Kurtz: *claps together hands and forms a 6-pack of beer out of simple metal* Here. *throw*
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DMX: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! *Jumps and grabs the pack before it starts to fall* You want it to explode here?!
Ray: Technically it won't explode if it doesn't hit the floor and,
DMX: Shut up universitary, I'm talking about the dynamite.
Old GB: Dynamite? ARGH! I'm weak to it! *Starts falling limp on the floor*
DMX: Well that's odd, I was just kidding to start making demands. So... pizza anyone? *Steals Old GB's wallet* It's on him!
