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How about, "By the way, I think its best if we start seeing other people" (the girl catches you in the act in the house that you both rent.) "By the way, you have 2 weeks to find somewhere *moans* else.....
That is messed up
If I have to pick anything, Do I look fat in this...would be my pick because I know a girl that if you say yes, no or something else, she flips out....
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If I ever get the "Do I look fat in this?" question, and if I really don't want to answer bluntly (now we're talking a situation that's very unlikely), I would say, "'Fat' is a relative term."
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.....Hmm..... Yeah. We need to find you just the right kind of girl. One that can really take you. And maybe match you.
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"Does this dress make my butt look big?"
Shadow: No I think those 3 cherry pies you ate do.
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Remember that question may change with who asks. A white woman may get offended by yes. Any other women might not.
(Got that from a joke.)
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When they ask if the dress makes them look fat, or whatever. I always answer no. Because clothes can't make you look fat. The the person actually is fat. I'm honest about it, but I try to be nice. Not long ago I probably would have replied with "Not as fat as me." because I was quite large. Now I'm not, so I couldn't get away with that one. Oh well, Not likely to have to answer that question again anyway.
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For me, the best way to get out of any of those questions is with... visual aids. :P
GF: "Do you want to sleep with anyone else?"
me: Like who?
GF: *points to a random girl* like her?
me: *pauses for a moment, looking her over* Sorry love, but I see no joy in having sex with someone that looks like a beached whale.
Worked every time with me :P Nothing makes a woman feel more wanted that putting down equally or more attractive women :P At least, as far as I know.
I prefer honesty... not that I've had a lot of experience here... but if I ask someone a question. I want to hear the truth, even if the truth doesn't sound very nice. This isn't the way most girls are though.... Most of them only want to hear what sounds good.. but if I wear something and it makes me look fat (not likely... I'm skinny >.<) I want to know it
