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[The Mercenary]

*Inside the refugge behind Lurea*

Mer: The personal only? What? No! I want to be a pervert with his wife (joking)*points Kurtz* and don't even ask how the hell I come inside, I use the same method as miss Lurea.... nobody knows!!

[Kurtz]

Lurea: I snuck in when he first entered, I just hid. I didn't teleport through a locked door....

Kurtz: Grrr.... you're getting on my nerves. Just, *points to the door* For once, please leave and don't come in!

Lurea: Maybe I can put on a show with Dot? *grabs her t-shirt*

Kurtz: NO! NO! NO!

Lurea: What? You don't like Yuri?

Kurtz: No- I mean, YES- ARGH!

Lurea: Beaten your sense of smartness, haven't I?

Kurtz: No. *unlocks door quickly, throws Merc out, locks it again, and turns back, sighing* Ha!

Lurea: Bugger.

Kurtz: This reminds me of the time I spent with Dangermouse.


(Flashback)


Dangermouse: Come on, you gotta admit that's a pretty good fifty foot jump into a pit of spikes which if you avoid you fall down another pit with huge crocidiles with teeth the size of fingers, and even if you miss that

Kurtz: Can we just get on with it? Greenback's over there.

Dangermouse: But he obviously used a hologram there, he wouldn't just stay in front of us the whole time, would he? He would flinch!

Penfold: Uhhh, DM.

Dangermouse: Can't you see? He would have run already!

Kurtz: Riightt...

Greenback: *twiddling fingers in his chair, grinning as he thinks* This is like fooling a dog.


(End Flashback)


Lurea: And what exactly did that have to do with this?

Kurtz: Never keep a perverted green to- I mean! Never keep evil people in one place.

Lurea: Right.

[DragonMasterX]

Dot: *Rubbing a towel against her head as she dries it* What's going on there?

DMX: Dunno, they suddenly went into the west wing refugee, guess they didn't see when I pointed over the east hideout.

Dot: Oh, gee, so what about the aliens? Got rid of them?

DMX: Aliens?

Dot: Uh oh.

*Space*

ET's Cousin: And because we belong *Points dumbily up* Hooooome! We are going to finish this planet's existance with our anti-matter energy cannon for having captive our most appreciated member of the family.

ET: Ooohhh... shiny! *Rolls on the floor while holding a piece of shiny scrap metal*

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: Wait, so what's the shower in here?

Erika: HEY! *pushes Kurtz as he peeks* GET OUT!

Kurtz: Whoa, hot and large-assed cat getting pissed. Arr.

[Disturbed]

*a door gets kicked open and in the light of the door stands a black wolf in Reddick style sun goggles holding a long black chaingun with a saw like disc on the end with a lit cigar clenched in his teeth, wearing a black vest with black/white camo pants*

Disturbed: Someone say aliens? *flips a switch on his chain gun making the barrels spin, arming it*

[The Mercenary]

Mer: Hehehehe, so that wasn't the right place? Ok then let's go! *start runing foward the east hideout* the more he try to stop me, the more I want to do it!.

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: I said, stop. *suddenly grabs Mercenary and lifts him up* When I say, don't, don't. And don't think I won't go ballistic on you.

Lurea: *taps Mercenary on the shoulder* Why can't you not be annoying and perv on the other showering girl?

[Disturbed]

Mr. Smartypants: *taps Lurea* Excuse me miss dragoness person but that was a double negative.

Disturbed: Die Mr. Smartypants!!! *turns to Mr. Smartypants and fires round after round into him* I HATE those guys!!

Mr. Smartypants: *crashes to the floor with holes in his body and blood pooring out*

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: Disturbed! Thank god you're here... please, stop this guy! He's perving on my damn wife!

Lurea: *sweat-drops* Or at least keep him cuffed or something... He's really getting on our nerves..

[Disturbed]

Disturbed: Okay I god just the plan!! *absorbs all of the shadows in the world making a ginormous ball of dark energy then hurls it into the sun completely destroying the sun in a massive implosion* There now nobody can see anything!!..Oh wait the sun!! *starts getting very very cold* Well atleast nobody can spy on Dot anymore...or anyone else for that matter...brrr its cold..