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"Whoops."
- me, after "accidentally" scratching some asshole's truck for parking too close.
"I'd hate to come here when I'm stoned."
- me, after eating at my very first Krystal Burger.
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
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"Everybody's staring."
"Not that guy.. No, he just looked." Edward and Bella, Twilight
"You are such a smartass."
"Objectively I am very smart, although it has nothing to do with my ass."
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"Get out of meeee!! Gedoutgedoutgedout GET OUT!!" Me, sitting in the toilet and squirming in anguish as I fought constipated diarrhea.
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"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
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"I'm gonna steal his pants."
"Why would you want his pants?"
"I don't WANT them. I just want to see if I can do it." Gamers. (Don't remember the names of the people...)
If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
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"Sadam Hussain was as innocent as the Iraq War itself. Think about that for a moment. " - Me.
"No thanks to you, I found him!" - Random Brute from Halo 3: ODST.
UnknownH Wrote:We do have soap and smarter doctors now
Yay!
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Stewie Griffin: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma! Momma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma! Momma!
Lois Griffin: WHAT!?
Stewie Griffin: Hi. [runs off giggling]
-Family Guy, of course
~ .:. Misty <3 Gol .:. ~
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Rammstein <3
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Ralph Wiggum: Hi, Lisa! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! (he types "cat," which prompts a "meow" sound from the computer) I'm learn-ding.
Lisa: Aw, way to go, Ralph.
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(All quotes I incorporate into my behavior is bolded)
I have a few... AHEM!
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Robert Benchley
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
W. C. Fields
I have a love interest in every one of my films - a gun.
Arnold Schwarzenegger - This quote was proven untrue during the film "Jingle All the Way", where a gun is nowhere to be found in this man's hand.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Steven Wright
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney - I know what he means, I love some of my works of art as well--this is still creepy.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
Will Rogers
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Bertrand Russell
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Lily Tomlin
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
H. L. Mencken
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Laurence J. Peter
The superfluous, a very necessary thing.
Voltaire - My favorite philosopher...EVER
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
Mark Twain
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
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"That's me as a vampire? But I'm so evil, and skanky.. And I think I'm kindof gay."
Willow: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"I'm a blood sucking fiend! Just look at my outfit!"
Also Willow.
"How do you expect to beat me. When you're not even wearing pants!"
Firelord Ozai: Avatar the last Airbender (From one of Aang's nightmares)
"My own mother thought I was a monster.... She was right of course, but it still hurt."
Azula: Avatar the last Airbender.
"Live with a man forty years. Share his house, his meals, speak on every subject.. Then tie him up, and hold him over the volcano's edge, and on that day, you will finally meet the man."
Shepherd Book quoting the works of Shan Yu (Firefly episode 10.)
"One of you is gonna fall and die and I'm not cleaning it up!"
Captain Malcolm Renolds: Firefly. (Same episode)
"Go, make plastic cannibal dentures.."
Cam: Bones (Don't remember the name of the episode)
"Shiny, let's be bad guys"
Jayne Cobb: Serenity
"Sure would be nice if we had some GRENADES don'tcha think!"
Also Jayne Cobb.
I'll have more later.. gotta work now. Bye!
"You are such a smartass."
"Objectively I am very smart, although it has nothing to do with my ass."
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"When Light and Darkness fade from the world, Chaos will consume everything." - Me
Nyaa... Will be around but not very much.
