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Yippie Kay Yay MOTHER FUCKER! - Die Hard
"Are you telling me you built a TIME MACHINE?........Out of a delorean!" - Back To The Future ![[Image: banner.jpg?t=1240148204]](http://i679.photobucket.com/albums/vv158/Digifiesta/banner.jpg?t=1240148204) You gotta love that little guy! 
05-28-2009, 04:38 AM
'When jumping on a turtle, make sure it doesn't have spikes' A note from a Super Mario handbook (Not really lol)
Nyaa... Will be around but not very much.
06-21-2009, 09:51 AM
Chuck Sherman - I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time, to change the future for one lucky lady - American Pie.
"How did Mary Die?"
"A TIRE, HIT HER IN THE FACE!"
06-21-2009, 11:10 AM
"You're gonna love my nuts."
- Vince for SlapChop The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die. Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
06-21-2009, 11:55 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-21-2009, 11:55 AM by Frisk E. Coyote.)
Conversation between me and a classmate's little sister:
CLS: Hey kuya Raymond! Who's your favorite Twilight character? Me: *points at her sharply with a "fwip"* Twilight is a whorish series that ruined the entire vampire image and genre for generations to come, prostituting them as sexy good-for-nothing WHORES of the media. -I love Alice. And the werewolves!! *pause* Wait, what did you call me? CLS: Uh... *frowns* Kuya Raymond? Me: *sniff* No one ever calls me kuya! Not even my little sister!! CLS: You're funny! Me: Marry me. Its not a question. CLS: I'm 11! Classmate: HEY!! Get off your knees and SING!! *drags me back to the living room for karaoke* Me: Noooo- not karaoke! I HATE karaokeee... [NOTE: Kuya = "Big Brother". Filipino honorific said to older boys, mostly older brothers.] ![[Image: self_centered_coyote_by_kerol-d2zmoca.png]](http://i1223.photobucket.com/albums/dd505/Frisky_E_Coyote/Frisk%20Me/self_centered_coyote_by_kerol-d2zmoca.png) "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
06-22-2009, 01:18 AM
(06-21-2009 11:55 AM)Wolven Backlasher Wrote: Twilight is a whorish series that ruined the entire vampire image and genre for generations to come, prostituting them as sexy good-for-nothing WHORES of the media.Amen brother. "Never make a girl a promise...if you can't keep it" - Cortana. UnknownH Wrote:We do have soap and smarter doctors nowYay!
06-25-2009, 05:36 PM
"I'm not SCRAWNY, I'm just not FAT." -Me arguing with an aunt about my weight, or lack thereof.
"Nothing can defeat you, apparently because nothing is all it takes." -Me after winning against a chatty classmate in a verbal-abuse competition. "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
Shut up or I'll kill you and hang you in body works - Me, my friends (http://www.visitlondon.com/bodyworlds/ we call it body works though, all of them are really bodies donated to science by the way)
"How did Mary Die?"
"A TIRE, HIT HER IN THE FACE!"
06-26-2009, 11:39 AM
"I.. I am terminally aroused." Me after punching a friend's ass several times for farting in my face.
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
07-22-2009, 04:19 AM
"You're already dead." Kenshiro for the umpteenth time XD *Fist of the North Star*
Nyaa... Will be around but not very much.
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