Quotes-good-bad-any....

[Kurtz]

"Don't yell at Pandora. You grabbed a hold of her boobs of your own free will." Pandora from Because I'm the Goddess Book 1.

"If dynamite don't work, use grenades! They're twice as good!" Achmed the Dead Terrorist Christmas Tips

"We live a thousand years, but all our experiences are the same in one way. They are unique." - Self

[Bee]

"How tall are you private?"

"Sir, five-foot-nine, sir!"

"Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high. You tryin' to squeeze an inch on me somewhere, huh?!"

"Sir, no, sir!"

"Bullshit, looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated! Where'n the Hell you from, anyway, private?"

"Sir, Texas, Sir!"

"Holy dogshit! Texas, only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"

"Sir, no, sir!"

"Are you a Peter-puffer?!"

"Sir, no, sir!"

"Bullshit! You look like the kind of person who'd fuck a guy in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!"


-Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, verbally abusing Private Cowboy, "Full Metal Jacket"

[Altima]

"In the winter of 1969, an elite force of the U.S. army was sent into south east vietnam on a top secret mission. The objective: Rescue Sgt. "four-leaf" tayback from the prison NVA camp.

The mission was considered to be near suicide.

Of the 10 men sent, 4 returned.
of those 4, 3 wrote books about it.
of those 3, 2 were published.
of those 2, just 1 got a movie deal.

This is the story of the men who attempted to make that movie." Sgt. "four-leaf" Tayback, Tropic Thunder intro

"Mother nature just pissed her pantsuit!" Cody, Tropic Thunder.

"First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!" Les Grossman, Tropic thunder

"There are no nudists in cold areas" Ohba Tsugumi, writer of Deathnote

[Yoosei]

"Humans are greedy, therefore they are humans. You can't escape your own nature." - Inspector Armbrust

[Bee]

"You're all a massive bunch of cunts."

-Lothar, Exterminatus Now

[Kurtz]

"The human soul will always strive out, even in it's darkest hour. That is the limit of the human conscience." - Samus Aran

[Yoosei]

"Meeting someone is God's doing, but parting is what humans do themselves" - Subaru

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

"Meeting someone is God's doing, but parting is what humans do themselves" - Subaru

I don't remember the Subaru motor company ever saying that...unless you meant something different?

"Just have a little patience
I'm still hurting from a love I lost
I'm feeling your frustration
Any minute all the pain will stop.

Just hold me close inside your arms tonight
Don't be too hard on my emotions."
-Patience by Take That

[Bee]

"Mmm....wha'chu got, biatch?!"

-Ned, from South Park

[icerenamon]

Rashiel: -snort- That's ridiculous. So the only thing different between dude and dudettes are t-t-e-s?

Andrei: -chokes on tea and spits- Ray. Don't every spell that aloud again!

Rashiel: -clueless-