Quotes-good-bad-any....

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

"If you can't remember which way the claymore is pointing, it's pointing towards you" - Call Of Duty 4

[Kundral]

"With to few friends you become lonly, With too many friends you become stupid"
-Me

[ParkerXD]

"I got half a mind to kill you and the other half agrees"
Church as they confront O'mally in cabooses head - RvB

"So I heard you got a sister, Bow Chicka, and twins, wow wow"
Tucker - RvB

"Walk softley, and carry a big gun"
Force Commander - Dawn of War

[Kundral]

When life gives you lemons make orange juice... Then spend 20 years learning ALL physics and come back and tell me the secrets of the universe so I can try to do it...
-Me

Only you can control your own destiny
-Me

This sword is an oxymoron... it is sharp and dull...
-Me

[BigD]

"People hired by government know who is their benefactor. People who lose their jobs or fail to get them because of the government program do not know that that is the source of their problem. The good effects are visible. The bad effects are invisible. The good effects generate votes. The bad effects generate discontent, which is as likely to be directed at private business as at the government."

Milton Friedman

[Bee]

"You can't always get what you want. But, sometimes, you get what you need."

- The Rolling Stones


"Semper in excremento, Sole profundum qui variat"

-which translates to-

"Always in shit, only the depth varies."

-Latin proverb, more or less.

[BigD]

"So you think that money is the root of all evil? Have you ever asked what is the root of money? Money is a tool of exchange, which can't exist unless there are goods produced and men able to produce them. Money is the material shape of the principle that men who wish to deal with one another must deal by trade and give value for value. Money is not the tool of the moochers, who claim your product by tears or of the looters, who take it from you by force. Money is made possible only by the men who produce. Is this what you consider evil?"

From Atlas Shrugged

Ayn Rand was a wise woman, years ahead of her time.

[999a]

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC instructor

[Bee]

"Here we don't look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers. Here you are ALL equally worthless."

-Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, Senior Drill Instuctor, Full Metal Jacket

[BigD]

"You will learn to obey me, follow protocol, and stay fuckyust at all times!"

"Dr. Manning, suck my ectoplasmic schwanz, tucke!"

Johann Kraus from Hellboy 2: The Golden Army. Both quotes will remain funny no matter how many times you hear them, lol.