My old article about Digimon, with good pics!

[MISTER BIG T]

I wrote this several years ago to DHZ and Hentaiquest as a joke. You can laugh now too, with the help of awesome images.

As some of you know, I have many times stated I don't want to watch anymore digimons. However, upon being bitched about the subject, I decided to watch some of the episodes. Maybe it would enlarge my view upon the Digimons. Maybe it would help me make them more charactized.



I was able to explain the entire Digimon show with this amazing picture! I am truly a gifted person

Before I go in actual show, let's take look upon the hentai. Afterall, isn't it that a series is best explained by it's fans? Gatomon, is a cat. You know, an animal. Humans aren't meant to reproduce with cats or birds. Yet, the internet is FULL of pictures of Gatomon getting fucked, Biyomon having a dildo up her rectrum or other pics like that. I'm serious, what the fuck? Do these people masturbate when they see a squirrel jump from tree to tree? Do they tie up hamsters and hump them? I'm serious, why would anyone draw posing nude animals having sex? We already have Discovery Channel, which has more beastility porn than humanity needs to see.

Or it's about kids having sex or forced to have sex. Now this disturbs me. If you are reading a lemon, manga or anything at any digimon hentai site, they never say "contains pedophilia" yet if it has masturbation, theres warning for that. Should I make conclusion that all who watch Digimon hentai are pedophiles and therefore, won't mind? If theres any other explanation than that, please tell.

Anyway, upon saying that about the hentai department, I'll move on to the actual show. It's always the same. Enter a huge powered evil digimon. Good digimons fail to do anything. Then, one or more digivolve and beat meanie digimon. Victory and happiness to all!

I didn't need to see that many episodes before I figured out that pattern. Another one is that "GOOD ALWAYS WINS" no matter what the odds are. Also, during the digivolves we hear a overly happy japanese Echi Modokai music with "Yadda yadda yaaa yaa yaaaaaaa!" sung at background.

Another thing is, some say Digimons are cute. I disagree, Digimons are not cute at all. Some are even disturbing with WORMS LIVING INSIDE THEIR FOREHEAD!!! (The huge mega vampire who also had a dark head living in it's belly) Now, isn't that just adorable? Then we have wide range of dinosaurs and hairy chewbacca and walrus crossbreeds which I won't even trouble on commenting upon. Two pretty loved digimons are Patamon and Veemon, where Patamon is a flying pork and Veemon being somekind of blue mass hybrid of dragon.

And as closing statement, I now reveal the effects of Digimon to our children.



This is the Destined to save the world. Oh well, we had a good run.