03-08-2007, 08:00 AM
"I keep moving even though everything seems to never move. What am I?"
Someone who just got flashbang'd.
"If two people share a pie at a park during a lovely picnic. They get lost in there experience and they are losing all sense of time. Having so much fun you forget that you are by yourself. How can this be?"
You had an acid trip, and the other person leaves after the pie.
"I am darkness that is you but can never really be you. "
Shadow.
"Carry me, and you shall see the world. What am I?"
A map of the Earth.
"A king wants to fire his first minister. He summons him and presents him with two folded pieces of paper, and tell him: 'In one of these papers, it says 'Stay', and in the other, it says 'Go away'. Whichever you pick will decide your fate'.
The first minister is sure that both papers have the words 'Go away' on it. How will he do to keep his job?"
Punch the king in the face, and while he's reeling in pain, switch one of the papers to say 'Do not hurt this man, for he is my disciple'. Since this is assumedly a medievil society, the Kind will freak out and not do anything.
"What is the one thing that will remain when everything else is gone?"
A wave of energy, since it had to eliminate everything, it would have nothing to interfere with its passing and would simply resonate on forever. In nothingness.
"I am always here and always there.
I am always close and always far.
I am not solid and hard to catch.
I am not seen, but I can be heard.
I can soothe and I can devastate.
I can be what I am, and change in mere seconds. "
Water vapor.
"poor men have it. rich men want it. it is more holy than god and mor eevil than satin."
Sex. Poor people fuck like animals since they have nothing else to entertain themselves with, and rich people never get laid because everyone's afraid they aren't going to be good enough (or vice versa).
Someone who just got flashbang'd.
"If two people share a pie at a park during a lovely picnic. They get lost in there experience and they are losing all sense of time. Having so much fun you forget that you are by yourself. How can this be?"
You had an acid trip, and the other person leaves after the pie.
"I am darkness that is you but can never really be you. "
Shadow.
"Carry me, and you shall see the world. What am I?"
A map of the Earth.
"A king wants to fire his first minister. He summons him and presents him with two folded pieces of paper, and tell him: 'In one of these papers, it says 'Stay', and in the other, it says 'Go away'. Whichever you pick will decide your fate'.
The first minister is sure that both papers have the words 'Go away' on it. How will he do to keep his job?"
Punch the king in the face, and while he's reeling in pain, switch one of the papers to say 'Do not hurt this man, for he is my disciple'. Since this is assumedly a medievil society, the Kind will freak out and not do anything.
"What is the one thing that will remain when everything else is gone?"
A wave of energy, since it had to eliminate everything, it would have nothing to interfere with its passing and would simply resonate on forever. In nothingness.
"I am always here and always there.
I am always close and always far.
I am not solid and hard to catch.
I am not seen, but I can be heard.
I can soothe and I can devastate.
I can be what I am, and change in mere seconds. "
Water vapor.
"poor men have it. rich men want it. it is more holy than god and mor eevil than satin."
Sex. Poor people fuck like animals since they have nothing else to entertain themselves with, and rich people never get laid because everyone's afraid they aren't going to be good enough (or vice versa).