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[Omnis]

"In Soviet Russia, holes fall in YOU!!'"

Could black holes be an alternate solution?

Holes that are black; opposite of white holes. They are usually Down with That, speech Hive, and will tell you to Fight the Power if you give them the smallest opportunity. Black Holes also have a tendency to make barrels, bikes and TV's disappear. If they're not there then they have no weight, this making them lighter.

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[1] A large truck is crossing a bridge 1 mile long. The bridge can only hold 14000 lbs, which is the exact weight of the truck. The truck makes it half way across the bridge and stops. A bird lands on the truck. Does the bridge collapse? Give a reason.

[2] There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?

[3] Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?